United Thread | 2024/25

[roach3]

Playing whatshisname at number 10 was ten bobs desparate attempt at getting himself sacked and it still hasn’t worked.
He must be thinking wtf have I got to do to get fucked off?
With scruffys cost cutting exercise in motion
There’s no way he’s giving ming his 17m pay off and he’s never walking.
The issues at that club are longer than a scousers criminal record.
Only the rags would buy players like zirkzee
He’s fucking useless, they have a cracking little winger in amad diallo and they actually play the fidget spinner ahead of him
Rashford wouldn’t last 6 months at our place the list is endless.
It’s gonna take years and years to sort that club out and can see scruffy bailing in the next 5 years.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

How on Earth…


Did he ever play for Bayern?

Yes
2019-2021

 

[SWPISHOME]

I love taking the piss out of the Rags in work, Is it just me who loves winding them up with kindness?

They fucking hate it.

I've been filling them full of shit all morning, "I'm surprised Zirkzee got taken off he was having a cracking game, The Fenerbache centre backs couldn't live with him" Also went onto say "It showed last night why United paid that money for Ugarte, The lad was everywhere, A few more months and he'll be unbelievable".

They were going mental :)

 

[Aba452]

Playing whatshisname at number 10 was ten bobs desparate attempt at getting himself sacked and it still hasn’t worked.
He must be thinking wtf have I got to do to get fucked off?
With scruffys cost cutting exercise in motion
There’s no way he’s giving ming his 17m pay off and he’s never walking.
The issues at that club are longer than a scousers criminal record.
Only the rags would buy players like zirkzee
He’s fucking useless, they have a cracking little winger in amad diallo and they actually play the fidget spinner ahead of him
Rashford wouldn’t last 6 months at our place the list is endless.
It’s gonna take years and years to sort that club out and can see scruffy bailing in the next 5 years.

It's wonderful, all hail the Dutch pancake house man!

 

[TinFoilHat]

I love taking the piss out of the Rags in work, Is it just me who loves winding them up with kindness?

They fucking hate it.

I've been filling them full of shit all morning, "I'm surprised Zirkzee got taken off he was having a cracking game, The Fenerbache centre backs couldn't live with him" Also went onto say "It showed last night why United paid that money for Ugarte, The lad was everywhere, A few more months and he'll be unbelievable".

They were going mental :)

I do the same.

They expect us to treat them the way they treated us when we were shit.
Boils piss when I come back with a positive for every negative they say.

 

[Aba452]

Yea lol here is what he said I gave up lol

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Eh? Both Gorton and Burnage are in Manchester proper!

 

[SWPISHOME]

I do the same.

They expect us to treat them the way they treated us when we were shit.
Boils piss when I come back with a positive for every negative they say.

Kill them with kindness as they say.

You've hit the nail on the head, They can't get their heads around as to why "We give them credit and positivity".

They done nothing but give us stick for decades, Yet we do the complete opposite to wind them up and they fall for it everytime.

Thick twats :)

 

[mexico1970]

I do the same.

They expect us to treat them the way they treated us when we were shit.
Boils piss when I come back with a positive for every negative they say.

It's getting harder to find one now, they don't follow football now they say. Before going home to weep in their cuntona flavoured bedspread and curtains.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I agree with the last paragraph. I had a manc rag arguing on YouTube when I posted the same. He argued that Trafford is in Manchester as much as Didsbury is. I kept saying Trafford is in Greater Manchester, Didsbury is in Manchester.
In the end he got me confused !

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

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Does Antony live in the bottom left?