United Thread | 2024/25

[horlock_was_super]

I do the same.

They expect us to treat them the way they treated us when we were shit.
Boils piss when I come back with a positive for every negative they say.

It really is the best way to be with them.
Top Berting and a good laugh to boot.
I really enjoy stringing them along until they start agreeing with me that they’re only a couple of results away from being’back’.
Being ‘sympathetic’ to their plight is the perfect response to that fucking banner.

 

[M23 Citizen]

Yea lol here is what he said I gave up lol

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City were formed in Ardwick, not Gorton. Ardwick was in Manchester in 1894.

 

[Blue Mist]

PAOK and Bodo/Glimt will hardly be a walk in the park either :-)

Oh come on. I did the research on Elfsborg.
Someone else can find who Glimt are.

( but for starters there stadium holds 8,270)

 

[threespires]

We need to keep buying this guy biryanis. Every time he eats one, they concede.

To be fair the lad in the green jacket is comedy gold, his combination of bewilderment and then resignation as he just tucks back into the food make him look like Romesh Ranganathan's little brother or something.

 

[havefaith]

Yea lol here is what he said I gave up lol

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Here you go this will shut the daft sod up:-)

 

[roach3]

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Reminds me of that argie aircraft carrier we bombed during the falklands war
We made an exclusion zone around the islands but at the last minute extended it around the carrier.
Surprised the rags hadn’t edited that in the same way
One for the old fuckers like me on here

 

[roach3]

Haha no way!

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He’s literally trolling his own club ffs

 

[havefaith]

I love taking the piss out of the Rags in work, Is it just me who loves winding them up with kindness?

They fucking hate it.

I've been filling them full of shit all morning, "I'm surprised Zirkzee got taken off he was having a cracking game, The Fenerbache centre backs couldn't live with him" Also went onto say "It showed last night why United paid that money for Ugarte, The lad was everywhere, A few more months and he'll be unbelievable".

They were going mental :)

Kindness bewildered them, I've been offering hugs with a big smile on my face, not one has refused, they know their shit and they know we know they know there shit - happy days :-)

 

[roach3]

57 Variety ooh sausy lol

Maybe they’ll resign lingard

 

[malg]

We need to keep buying this guy biryanis. Every time he eats one, they concede.

To be fair that's a great clip. The lad eating the biryani nailed everything there. If that was a comedy sketch they'd be going on about his timing.