United Thread | 2024/25

[RodneyRodney]

With one ankle out of commission, if he tried to dribble the ball, he'd spin round in circles. Now that would look daft, wouldn't it?

Just putting on a Manchester United shirt looks pretty daft these days

 

[DiscoSteve]

I see Tent Peg is shticking to da plan then ha ha - the plan that gets him the sack and rags finishing in bottom half - excellent!

 

[Ted_Bovis]

how has he not been sacked lol

Cos there’s no other fucker who wants the job?

 

[Crooked_rain]

Yep.
Every single player they have is shit.
Every single one

Incredible to spend that much money and they're all turd.

Even by law of averages, you'd think one might be half decent.

 

[Crooked_rain]

No quotes from Ten Haag about the injustice they suffered despite the rags being the better team, and how they are still on track ?

No need

Just schtick to da plan

 

[Crooked_rain]

Chinese bloke is MEGA

Don't let him hear you call him chinese

He's Korean

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[deegee33]

The perch knocking-off is taking a while, eh scruffy Jim?

We are NOT low hanging fruit V70, ol' Scruffy better hope he has better wings than Icarus.

 

[jacko74]

Here's the best bit folks, I think it maybe finally dawning on them that the problem isn't the Dutch twat.

It's the fucking crap players.

They always veer between "we've got a decent manager but shit players" to "we've got a shit manager but decent players"

Their pride and egos mean they've always got to maintain some form of straw grasping positivity, rather than just accepting that the players and manager are equally shit.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Unfortunately for Ten Bob I think Chelsea next week could be the final straw and waistcoat will be in the hot seat. The rags are the gift that keeps giving