United Thread | 2024/25

[KentBlue]

When the fuck are this club going to take their heads out of the sand and wisen up to the fact that it isn't the 80's anymore? Their reputation is in tatters and they have become the laughing joke of the Prem with their kamikaze approach to transfer windows. It's just a case of 'throw-enough-darts-you'll-eventually-hit-the-bullseye,' sort of thing.

All well and good if you're wealthy beyond your wildest dreams, but they are not. As we all know they are crippled with debt, but it seems like they've brought in Viv ('Spend, Spend, Spend') Nicholson to oversee their finances.
Once Ten Bob has finished signing every fucking Dutchman that owns a pair of football boots for astronomical fees, what are they going to do? They know they will very soon have to sack him because he has consistently proved he is not up to the job, and he is going to want a handsome little pay-day from them, of course he is. And then they'll have to start all over again with Waistcoat, and he'll ditch the squad and bring in his own favourites - Kane, Trent, Pickford, possibly Bellingham too, each and every one of them demanding exorbitant fees.

And they're still paying Pisscan millions for...well, whatever the fuck it is he does there.

 

[MCFCTrick]

I seen an interview last week I think it was Camel Gob, He was saying Neville was distraught after feeding the goat, Ferguson laid into him after the game...

Apparently it still annoys him to this day...

Fucking sweet, Rat Faced ****.

I was in a furniture shop (can't recall it's name began with S, on Gt Ancoats St) a few years back with the missus. Gary Neville was walking around there too. He saw me looking at him, and nodded to me, I did the same back.
Then as we were leaving I shouted across the room to him, 'Bye Gary!' He raised his hand to me, and I added 'Thanks for feeding The Goat'.

He visibly shivered and scuttled off.

The missus said to me 'Did you have to?' Oh I certainly did :-)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

And so it goes on...

Anybody (and I mean anybody) ever heard of this Wonderkid?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c98qdn1egndo

It's wonder as in ...I wonder who the fuck that is.

 

[Blueboy73]

Oh how we laughed.
I also remember the vibe amongst blues back in the day
" if the Nevilles play for England so can I "
Used to love singing that ,pissed up post match around Manchester.

Laughable that Chuckle 1 & 2 got more England Caps than The Charlton Brothers.

 

[Blueboy73]

I was in a furniture shop (can't recall it's name began with S, on Gt Ancoats St) a few years back with the missus. Gary Neville was walking around there too. He saw me looking at him, and nodded to me, I did the same back.
Then as we were leaving I shouted across the room to him, 'Bye Gary!' He raised his hand to me, and I added 'Thanks for feeding The Goat'.

He visibly shivered and scuttled off.

The missus said to me 'Did you have to?' Oh I certainly did :-)

You absolutely did.
He's a smug, pompous wanker.
Spent all week leading up to that game mouthing off that he'd never lost to City and couldn't think of anything more embarrassing.
Tried to play the big man in the tunnel prematch too with his fake hard man stare.

 

[Koniec]

You absolutely did.
He's a smug, pompous wanker.
Spent all week leading up to that game mouthing off that he'd never lost to City and couldn't think of anything more embarrassing.
Tried to play the big man in the tunnel prematch too with his fake hard man stare.

Chucked Piotr Schmeichael a deafie in the tunnel too. 13 years without beating those wankers and Neville played his part, cheers you arrogant failed manager and morally bankrupt Never going back on HIGNFY wank stain.

 

[Vienna_70]

Has His Holiness given any opinion on the swamp dwellers yet?

He doesn’t even know who they are!

 

[Vienna_70]

I seen an interview last week I think it was Camel Gob, He was saying Neville was distraught after feeding the goat, Ferguson laid into him after the game...

Apparently it still annoys him to this day...

Fucking sweet, Rat Faced ****.

Perhaps someone on twatter should remind him of that glorious moment.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Perhaps someone on twatter should remind him of that glorious moment.

Are you talking about Ratboy Feeding The Goat OR Super Mario winking at Camel Gob ;)

Both should be posted!

 

[Innsbruckblue]

When the fuck are this club going to take their heads out of the sand and wisen up to the fact that it isn't the 80's anymore? Their reputation is in tatters and they have become the laughing joke of the Prem with their kamikaze approach to transfer windows. It's just a case of 'throw-enough-darts-you'll-eventually-hit-the-bullseye,' sort of thing.

All well and good if you're wealthy beyond your wildest dreams, but they are not. As we all know they are crippled with debt, but it seems like they've brought in Viv ('Spend, Spend, Spend') Nicholson to oversee their finances.
Once Ten Bob has finished signing every fucking Dutchman that owns a pair of football boots for astronomical fees, what are they going to do? They know they will very soon have to sack him because he has consistently proved he is not up to the job, and he is going to want a handsome little pay-day from them, of course he is. And then they'll have to start all over again with Waistcoat, and he'll ditch the squad and bring in his own favourites - Kane, Trent, Pickford, possibly Bellingham too, each and every one of them demanding exorbitant fees.

And they're still paying Pisscan millions for...well, whatever the fuck it is he does there.

Sound like you’re complaining about it