United Thread | 2024/25

[Vienna_70]

Are you talking about Ratboy Feeding The Goat OR Super Mario winking at Camel Gob ;)

Both should be posted!

I meant the former, but the latter is almost equally hilarious.

 

[bigA]

And so it goes on...

Anybody (and I mean anybody) ever heard of this Wonderkid?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c98qdn1egndo

I've heard of Napoleon Brandy....

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When the fuck are this club going to take their heads out of the sand and wisen up to the fact that it isn't the 80's anymore? Their reputation is in tatters and they have become the laughing joke of the Prem with their kamikaze approach to transfer windows. It's just a case of 'throw-enough-darts-you'll-eventually-hit-the-bullseye,' sort of thing.

All well and good if you're wealthy beyond your wildest dreams, but they are not. As we all know they are crippled with debt, but it seems like they've brought in Viv ('Spend, Spend, Spend') Nicholson to oversee their finances.
Once Ten Bob has finished signing every fucking Dutchman that owns a pair of football boots for astronomical fees, what are they going to do? They know they will very soon have to sack him because he has consistently proved he is not up to the job, and he is going to want a handsome little pay-day from them, of course he is. And then they'll have to start all over again with Waistcoat, and he'll ditch the squad and bring in his own favourites - Kane, Trent, Pickford, possibly Bellingham too, each and every one of them demanding exorbitant fees.

And they're still paying Pisscan millions for...well, whatever the fuck it is he does there.

What ever it is....long may it continue.

 

[super_city_si]

Have utd ever has a decent right back?
Tony Book and Kyle Walker immediately spring to mind for us.

Over the pitch... at left back ...I have to give Denis Irwin a nod ,cos he was consistently good for Oldham and utd.

How can you forget PabZab so quick?

 

[dennishasdoneit]

How can you forget PabZab so quick?

I did not forget,rather suggested our current No.2 and Tony Book as examples of the top of my head

 

[lazerblue]

fuck me, they've painted the tunnel and put some flourescent tubes on the ceiling and they think it's gonna turn em into City, wankers

 

[jacko74]

HAHAHAHAHA a lick of pain and some vinyl rap


United reveals modern Old Trafford improvements

United reveal Old Trafford improvements during revamp or rebuild debate

Man Utd have made improvements to Old Trafford this summer and talks have started over its long-term future.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

It's the equivalent of a house getting a makeover courtesy of B&M... some silver crushed velvet cushions and a Live, Laugh, Love stencil on the wall.

 

[Blueboy73]

Has Mr 25% fixed the leaking roof yet with the money saved from sacking 250 people?

 

[Blue Mist]

Has Mr 25% fixed the leaking roof yet with the money saved from sacking 250 people?

No you have misunderstood or you dont unerstand how consultancy works. Mr 25% hired a consultancy firm to find out how to save money. They suggested that to pay for their services the club needed to sack 250 people. That way it hasn't cost the club anything.

 

[TinFoilHat]