United Thread | 2024/25

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Only a total lunatic would take that job...that is why it's almost certain to be Eric Cantona.

I’d take it, send them down and trouser £15m.

But, yeah, I’m a lunatic, so your points stands.

 

[Mike N]

This isn’t going well for Worzel Gummidge.

The ‘cost-cutting’ exercise is going in the bin now they have to pay-off the Dutch Master!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Unlimited?.....they can`t even afford two plane tickets to Paris.

Dave Brailsford is giving one of them a backie on his Pinarello.

 

[SWPISHOME]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Isn't there a local builder who coaches a pub team? Employ him and on non-match days he could make a start on the new Wembley of the North........

 

[ChicagoBlue]

But,but,but they beat Manchester City in the FACup final so everything should be ok small time cnuts couldn’t see the bigger picture that a shock giantkilling cup final win against City doesn’t mean things were going to turn around..

Tbh, it looks like that one win has helped destroy this season for them, which almost made it worth it…almost!

The worst part for them is this us going to result in yet another clear out, because I can’t see any top manager they could hoodwink into taking the job being willing to put up with this team!

Sir Ratface clearly has more money than sense!

 

[Ste68]

How many decent enough managers are available without them approaching other clubs,Potter,Alegri who I think is good any others can’t see zidane going into that shit show well if they throw enough money at any manager I suppose they would knowing the pot of gold waiting for them if it goes tits up ..

Graham Potter I think is a busted flush , would need Harry Potter to turn it around they are so bad. They will go for someone on a free though or keep Horseface in charge for a run. If they could have got anyone decent they would have done it in the summer before spending £200m on players clubs wanted shut of and the most expensive 18 year old in football history who is a huge risk given he plays at centre back so will probably be 5 or 6 years before you know if its come off.

 

[TinFoilHat]

As part of the "Ruud Revolution" Tom Daley been hired to practice diving in the box.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Frank has done a great job at Brentford, but
he has been able to do that on his own terms with the fanbase backing him all the way. If he's got any sense he'd stay where he is.

Money, power and ambition do strange things to peoples’ decision making.

He’d also know Brentford would take him back instantly when he fails.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

With city being relegated to the local Beswick Sunday pub league any minute now, maybe Pep fancies a new challenge.