United Thread | 2024/25

[Keeper!]

One knob….

The guy has serious issues FFS, it's worse than I thought!!

Looks like he is following the Conor McGregor route.

 

[1961_vintage]

To another knob.

He’s not even been in the job for a week.

Good lad. We don't need a nice fella. We need the usual deluded, mouthy twat in charge and he is starting to sound like he will fit the bill perfectly.

 

[fulabeer]

Looks like he's a big name in the rapping world.
Dirty rag.

Just about everything wrong with modern footballers.
Sat there like he deserves that bling. Wonder how many of his starving children would benefit more from it.
You can tell where football and pride ranks with him.

 

[KentBlue]

Prick! You are the engine of a clapped-out old banger that's been abandoned in an old field (the swamp) for years and years. Kids have played on it, jumped up and down on it, smashed the windows, and the weeds around it have grown so high they almost cover the rusting vehicle.

Along the road a bit you'll find a huge 25 bedroomed mansion surrounded by 10,000 acres of the most beautiful English countryside you can find. This mansion is home to a man I know, his name is Man City.
In his driveway you will find a veritable showroom of the most expensive and luxurious cars ever to hit the market. Aston Martens, Mercedes, Rolls Royce, Porsche, you name it my mate has it - hundreds of times over.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

How to be like City #1,987: Try to be like Pep.