United Thread | 2024/25

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Oh, the great god Karma, Please, please make this happen. I promise to be good afterwards, honest. I'll eat all my greens, I'll stop cheating on my homework, I'll stop pulling little girls' pigtails - I'll even try to laugh at 'Mrs Browns Boys'...err, no. Fuck that!

Impossible

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I expect they will be back for a few games. Possibly unbeaten until we play them and we put the cunts back in their box to the dismay of Sky Sports.

You just know that the commentators are already lubing themselves up, practicing all the superlatives proclaiming that “the real Manchester United have stood up and are back…..” “is this finally the beginning of a new era of success for Manchester United?” etc etc etc until they shoot their load after beating Ipswich or Wolves 1-0 at home courtesy of a Fernandes VAR assisted penalty.

Then Goldbridge, Mad Alice and the Flying Pig et al all proclaim “top 4 here we come” and everything is smelling of roses.

 

[TinFoilHat]

You just know that the commentators are already lubing themselves up, practicing all the superlatives proclaiming that “the real Manchester United have stood up and are back…..” “is this finally the beginning of a new era of success for Manchester United?” etc etc etc until they shoot their load after beating Ipswich or Wolves 1-0 at home courtesy of a Fernandes VAR assisted penalty.

Then Goldbridge, Mad Alice and the Flying Pig et al all proclaim “top 4 here we come” and everything is smelling of roses.

It's their version of the Scouse boom bust cycle.

 

[roman totale]

Amorim wankfest in full swing on BBC Sport, I see. I’m surprised they haven’t got an article analysing his turds to see if they can guess what he had for dinner last night and what that might tell us about the formation the rags will be using on Saturday.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Piss funny if Mr Delap scores the winner for Ipshit.

 

[KentBlue]

Piss funny if Mr Delap scores the winner for Ipshit.

No chance. Red Webb won't allow that.

 

[Vienna_70]

Piss funny if Mr Delap scores the winner for Ipshit.

It’ll be piss funny if anyone scores the winner for Ipswich.

 

[Really_here]

It’ll be piss funny if anyone scores the winner for Ipswich.

be even better if it's a last minute penalty or an own goal 8-)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’ll be piss funny if anyone scores the winner for Ipswich.

Think I’d prefer a Kalvin thunderbastard.

Just..

 

[remember arthur mann]

This is so interesting from Berbatov

Elite Level? Come on Stunt Pegg, you're better than that.