United Thread | 2024/25

[TinFoilHat]

Rags PR Department:

"International break is the perfect time to market our new manager. We've got the media team ready and our client journalists are prepped to promote him as the best manager since the great Sir Alex Ferguson."

"A video of David Coote calling Klopp a **** has become the main story."

"No Matter. Still a week before the premier league starts again. Plenty of time to promote his first match."

"Another video has come out of him snorting coke..."

"Ah...Still...We can use the last 5 days of the international break to push our man before he debuts against Ipswich."

"City just announced Pep is staying."

"Fuck!"

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Anyone bothering to collect some sadcafe in meltdown posts over the Pep extension?
A quick look over there, and they are certainly approaching a meltdown

I had to laugh at one that highlights their insecurity about life and how it has to be all about them. Apparently Pep is only staying because the rags have taken City’s number one target as their manager. Pep is only staying until we identify someone else, that’s nice of him.

 

[bluefrom78]

When they announce their financial figures next year there'll be a slight change as their EBITDA will actually refer to: Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation and Amorim-tisation.

 

[Akira]

How the fuck is Zeberdee a professional footballer let alone a Dutch international?
He just runs around like a pound shop Marouane Fellaini.
Johan Cruyff must be spinning in his grave (assuming he wasn't cremated)

The guy looks overweight for a professional footballer. Crazy to say that Wout Carthorse looks a better player than him.

The Rags were quick to pretend they didn't overhype this signing before. The lad couldn't even start ahead of the Carthorse in the Dutch squad, the same Carthorse they were readily trying to let go.

 

[manimanc]

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I had to laugh at one that highlights their insecurity about life and how it has to be all about them. Apparently Pep is only staying because the rags have taken City’s number one target as their manager. Pep is only staying until we identify someone else, that’s nice of him.

As if City would have been able to attract Amorim when faced with the pull of the greatest team in the world !

 

[Gazza]

The guy looks overweight for a professional footballer. Crazy to say that Wout Carthorse looks a better player than him.

The Rags were quick to pretend they didn't overhype this signing before. The lad couldn't even start ahead of the Carthorse in the Dutch squad, the same Carthorse they were readily trying to let go.

Don't forget this gem...

Odion Ighalo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Gazza]

I had to laugh at one that highlights their insecurity about life and how it has to be all about them. Apparently Pep is only staying because the rags have taken City’s number one target as their manager. Pep is only staying until we identify someone else, that’s nice of him.

Amorim is wise - it's easier to follow Moyes, Maureen, OGS, ETH and other failures at a club than it is to follow the master - Pep.

 

[SSL2]

Some headlines write themselves..

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Some headlines write themselves..

There's not a lot of difference between rat infestation and rag infestation..............................except that rats are actually intelligent creatures and quite likeable.