United Thread | 2024/25

[JRockBlues]

Have they anointed Jerktree as the 2nd coming of van Horseface yet?

 

[Protein Junkie]

I nearly spit out the water I was drinking through my nose.

Tip : try drinking through your mouth next time. It’s easier Seb, trust me.:-)
P.s just found out the Rags result from last night -meh.

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Good work.
I got up early today so that I could hate them for longer.
Fxxkin "top of the league" cunts!

What I take from ĺistening to their match last night is that it could have gone either way and it was a typical mansh untd goal (spawny) which won the match.
Therefore the rags are roughly on a par with Fulham and I expect their final league position to reflect that.
I am also, even at this early stage, repulsed to hear the commentators
arse licking the rags and talking them up, practically willing them to a win.

Now what was that Monty Python song?
Oh yes, I remember now.
"Scum, scum, scum, scum,
Scum scum, scum, scum
wonderful scuuum!"
(Feel free to add a few more scums tif I missed some.)

Scum scum scum scum
Egg chips and scum

 

[Gone for a Burton]

I thought the Olympic diving finished last week.

3 THREE 3 stone wall offences last night and no sanctions, not even a word of warning.

Slab head went down in converluted instalments....utterly embarrassing and utterly unforgivable by the officials.

No mention or re runs by Sky.

Cheating and corruption in plain sight...clear & obvious !!

 

[Kippax77]

I thought the Olympic diving finished last week.

3 THREE 3 stone wall offences last night and no sanctions, not even a word of warning.

Slab head went down in converluted instalments....utterly embarrassing and utterly unforgivable by the officials.

No mention or re runs by Sky.

Cheating and corruption in plain sight...clear & obvious !!

You saw Howard Webb's face last week after we beat them.
You know where his loyalties lie

 

[Vienna_70]

Joshua deluded..
" it's a great team ".....Great teams don't finish 8th in the top league.
" we want to achieve something great ".......Joshua is now accepting they haven't done anything yet....so how can they be great ?
What a load of rubbish.

We all know that the rags' ministry of bullshit has to go completely OTT, every time they win a game.

And who better to quote than their new overrated striker, who scored a jammy tap-in just before the end of the game?

 

[roach3]

This is what I saw too. Very fortunate to win it after Fulham squandered two or three great counter attacking opportunities and their legs went.

United rely on the excellence of Bruno Fernandes to create something. Stop him and you stop the rags. I hate him but he's a top player.

Anyone else notice Garnacho diving twice in the 2nd half and not receiving a booking?

Slabbys dive was a site to behold
He’s that useless I thought it was a replay in slow motion.
The daft **** actually got carded for it lol
Still that gurning **** gazpacho got away with it twice.
It’s obvious ten bob is coaching the percentage game hoping at least one will fool the ref, desparate cunts.

 

[manimanc]

I thought the Olympic diving finished last week.

3 THREE 3 stone wall offences last night and no sanctions, not even a word of warning.

Slab head went down in converluted instalments....utterly embarrassing and utterly unforgivable by the officials.

No mention or re runs by Sky.

Cheating and corruption in plain sight...clear & obvious !!

Is that what happened?

I find it uncanny as the year Liverpool won it* mane and salah did it every game and got away with it.

I find it odd as it seems sky sports have put all their eggs in one basket for the red mardarses and it wouldn't be a shock if they have been told through unofficial channels to dive at every opportunity.

Worth keeping an eye on.

 

[train man]

I thought the Olympic diving finished last week.

3 THREE 3 stone wall offences last night and no sanctions, not even a word of warning.

Slab head went down in converluted instalments....utterly embarrassing and utterly unforgivable by the officials.

No mention or re runs by Sky.

Cheating and corruption in plain sight...clear & obvious !!

Maguire was booked, but the levels to which they continue to descend show their desperation and inadequacies, absolutely pathetic!

 

[Bald fraud]

Call it a stuffy win all you like but they're top of the league so something is going right.

Think on before having a pop next time or you'll look a right ole silly sausage

They are back!!!