United Thread | 2024/25

[Impeccable One]

If love to see the breakdown of that, and the £50m Anfield development costs.

Both probably just a couple of heavy lunches over a few pint, with notes scribbled on the back of a fag packet

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

He gets shit of people.
Because he's quite simply bone idle and absolutely shit.
He's no better than Danny wellbeck

I once met Danny Welbeck, and he was absolutely flipping charming. He was with his red-shifted Co-workers at the time, and in terms of class and personal demeanour he stood out like a crystal glass in a sink of dirty dishes. So glad he’s doing his thing away from the Swamp, and against the Swamp Things,

 

[mexico1970]

I once met Danny Welbeck, and he was absolutely flipping charming. He was with his red-shifted Co-workers at the time, and in terms of class and personal demeanour he stood out like a crystal glass in a sink of dirty dishes. So glad he’s doing his thing away from the Swamp, and against the Swamp Things,

Danny Welbeck never struck me as a dickhead, he doesn't half like scoring against the rags too which is a great plus.

 

[jacko74]

Poor Saint Marcus claiming he's being unfairly "bullied" by former united players in the media over his poor form.

I suppose he's got a point as he's not actually suffering from "poor form" and has simply reverted back to his career average form.

The exception being that brief mid-season purple patch that he had the season before last when he had a rich vein of form scoring tap ins against sides you’ve never heard of in the Europa league and league cup to skew his goal scoring stats for that particular season (and earn him a new £350k per week contract in the process)

 

[halfcenturyup]

would be surprised if he's using his own money.....

Probably a consortium of Russians. That's OK, though.

 

[Stiff Little Wingers]

Southampton will have all the ball.
Control the game for 90 minutes.

But the rags will score a scruffy shit goal against the run of play.
But it'll keep ming the clueless in a job .

13 minutes into added on time to let them score

 

[hammocity]

I once met Danny Welbeck, and he was absolutely flipping charming. He was with his red-shifted Co-workers at the time, and in terms of class and personal demeanour he stood out like a crystal glass in a sink of dirty dishes. So glad he’s doing his thing away from the Swamp, and against the Swamp Things,

Welbeck played in the same Development team as my mate's lad (Keil O'Brien), at the Rags, my mate always said he was a a very good player but one kid called Nicky Ajose stood out in that team, they thought he was going to be the next Rooney. He thought Welbeck may end up playing lower league football as he was too nice a guy.

Keil ended up playing non league football after being released by Bury, David Flitcroft signed him and Ajose hit the dizzy heights playing for the likes of Crewe and Swindon, never settling anywhere.

Welbeck has had a decent career, fair play to him, some nice guys deserve their success.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

They've actually got to the point where I actually want them to win so they don't scak the moron they have as a manager.
When they do sack ming they will only replace him with another unqualified moron so it doesn't really matter.
That club is absolutely fucked completely broken from top to bottom and it's even better than us winning the treble.
Watching and laughing at them is brilliant.
We could gave a banner .
But we're better than that.
Haha.
Suffer you rag bastards I hope it's long and painful
Cos this is just the beginning for them

Absolutely not, don’t even want them to win the toss

 

[Really_here]

Just watched Ten Bob saying he's "delivered".. good that he thinks that :)
He;s certainly delivering great entertainment for me

 

[Asa's left peg]

Absolutely not, don’t even want them to win the toss

And speaking of toss - all those years ago, if someone told me that they would implode and generally go down the pan, I could have believed it, but never the reason why. All those years wasted over some nags semen.

There is a certain poetic beauty in it (not the semen, of course)

 

[Blueboy73]

4 trophies in 35 years before 1992 and Pisscans bullying of officials and it's hierarchy. And they seem to think they are football royalty. Seem to forget how fucking shit they were before they broke away from the EPL, helped form the Prem, then carved up the original TV money between themselves and the other 3 sets of cunts they got in bed with

Martin Edwards bankrolling them
Organic growth, fuck off.

We'll overtake their league titles before they win another. We'll overtake their CL wins before they win another. They will never catch us now, not in the modern game. I'll die with them as a speck in my rear view mirror.

Don't forget the millions they got for floating on the stock exchange which they did by circumventing the rules, the sugar daddy who gave them a free stadium or the no strings handouts they got to rebuild the swamp not once but twice.
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
The only thing organic about the rags is the shit spewing out of the mouthes of their brain dead followers.

 

[Blueboy73]

Just watched Ten Bob saying he's "delivered".. good that he thinks that :)
He;s certainly delivering great entertainment for me

He's delivered plenty laughs so technically he's right.

 

[Blueboy73]

Casement Park is almost derelict.

Just like the swamp then.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Poor Saint Marcus claiming he's being unfairly "bullied" by former united players in the media over his poor form.

I suppose he's got a point as he's not actually suffering from "poor form" and has simply reverted back to his career average form.

The exception being that brief mid-season purple patch that he had the season before last when he had a rich vein of form scoring tap ins against sides you’ve never heard of in the Europa league and league cup to skew his goal scoring stats for that particular season (and earn him a new £350k per week contract in the process)

Around that time I had rags telling me he was the best player in the world. That tune has rather changed now

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Just watched Ten Bob saying he's "delivered".. good that he thinks that :)
He;s certainly delivering great entertainment for me

Isn't it lucky he's not Santa.
He'd be dropping the presents off in all the wrong chimneys.

 

[KentBlue]

Around that time I had rags telling me he was the best player in the world. That tune has rather changed now

He's not even the best player in his own living room.

 

[Vienna_70]

Just watched Ten Bob saying he's "delivered".. good that he thinks that :)
He;s certainly delivering great entertainment for me

When I was a postman, I delivered better than he has!

 

[Vienna_70]

And speaking of toss - all those years ago, if someone told me that they would implode and generally go down the pan, I could have believed it, but never the reason why. All those years wasted over some nags semen.

There is a certain poetic beauty in it (not the semen, of course)

How dare you describe RoG as "nag"!

He’s the finest racehorse to ever walk the planet.

;-)

 

[Asa's left peg]

How dare you describe RoG as "nag"!

He’s the finest racehorse to ever walk the planet.

;-)

Would a statue, where then bee of the bang was, be inappropriate, do you think?

 

[Paladin]

Just watched Ten Bob saying he's "delivered".. good that he thinks that :)
He;s certainly delivering great entertainment for me

He's not wrong though. There are only six domestic trophies up for grabs to most PL teams each year. In the last two seasons, he has won two of them! We have won three and Liverpool won the other. That's a good record in my book. Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs et al would take that as a sign of success.