The only rational reply to this is that you should return to high school, BlueBoy.
Mainoo has won a trophy scoring the winner in a cup final versus city. In his first (half) season.
Lewis, who is a good player, is a squad member. A bit like Darren Fletcher. Or Phil Neville.
He may get a few more matches now Rodri's injured but otherwise he'd be a rotational player, used to plug gaps in easier matches at home.
Ok. But tell me more about this fantasy land you live in. What does the tooth fairy really look like? Here in the real world we've never seen her, to us she's just a mythical figure whose existence we use to tell children when they lose a tooth that they will be rewarded, usually a coin placed behind the pillow.
Or maybe you could enlighten us about the Munchkins who ably assisted young Dorothy along the Yellow Brick Road to the Land of Oz?
Or maybe the age-old one about Santa Clause and his reindeers who manages to be everywhere in the world on the 24th December each year? Or the one that really stretches credibility...that I actually once bought a round.