United Thread | 2024/25

[kurious oranj]

Theatre of Streams.

Theatre of Memes

 

[RodneyRodney]

Yet these are the favourites - you'd expect clubs like Fulham and West Ham to be linked with this calibre of manager, not the mighty man u!

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...only if their 1st,2nd & 3rd choice candidates blew them out

 

[One Fan Clapping]

A lot of very rich people are tight twats.

I remember a few years back, my wife and I were sitting at breakfast near a very well-known chap who is absolutely loaded. He was with three cronies and almost his entire conversation was a moan about the cost of diesel.

I thought - 'If I had your brass I wouldn't give a fuck if diesel was twice the price.'

But I suppose it's one way they get rich.

Was it Eddie Stobart? I could understand if it was…

 

[surrounded by idiots]

Buy his corpse, stuff it and put it on display in the City museum for people to boo and hiss at.

we could rig it up with some simple mechanics, like in a Weekend at Bernies style

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

How to piss off your entire workforce in one go

It’s very short sighted of them to cancel the Christmas Party.

What they should have done is halve their annual party budget by rebranding it as the “Christmas/End of Season” party.

Admittedly they’d be deferring the end of season party a few weeks.

 

[city2]

Did he also end the players party at the end of last season as well.

 

[deegee33]

Did he also end the players party at the end of last season as well.

The players probably asked him to cancel it. Tired of looking at each other.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The players probably asked him to cancel it. Tired of looking at each other.

The rate scruffy jim's going, wouldn't put it past him to organise an 'end the players' party.
Project 'M2' would clear the decks of the deadwood stubbornly hanging on to huge contracts as well as generating insane publicity and sympathy for years to come.
Probably open the way for massive legal action somewhere/subsidies/gofundme to get the stadium rebuilt as well.
Dark I know, and in reality, highly unlikely...

Would be just their luck though that anthony, ugarte and phil jones are the survivors on whom the new era would be founded. And remodeled around the ten blag philosophy.

Hmm, maybe I didn't think this through...

Guess we can expect the Xmas news feeds to be hijacked then...

 

[Gone for a Burton]

The one among that list that would worry me is Frank. Very good manager who will undoubtedly be at a major European club at some point, maybe us?

Decent but grade two.

 

[Lowtower]

Fixed?

Yes
Cheers mate