United Thread | 2024/25

[Gone for a Burton]

The rate scruffy jim's going, wouldn't put it past him to organise an 'end the players' party.
Project 'M2' would clear the decks of the deadwood stubbornly hanging on to huge contracts as well as generating insane publicity and sympathy for years to come.
Probably open the way for massive legal action somewhere/subsidies/gofundme to get the stadium rebuilt as well.
Dark I know, and in reality, highly unlikely...

Would be just their luck though that anthony, ugarte and phil jones are the survivors on whom the new era would be founded. And remodeled around the ten blag philosophy.

Hmm, maybe I didn't think this through...

Guess we can expect the Xmas news feeds to be hijacked then...

Vulture capitalism.

Marginal gains X Volume X Value X Recurring = £s.

 

[Blue Mist]

I used to do some work for a national bus company. A lot of managers used to joke that the company would be brilliant if only they didn't have to pick passengers up.

This is the rags. If they didn't have to play matches they'd be brilliant.
Sky doing endless re-runs of 99.
Rooneys shiner on loop.
Neville telling everyone who'd listen how good they are and how they are the biggest team in the world.
The club shop would be packed out and even Nevilles hotel would make money.
They could keep brining out the greats, Savage, Michael Owen, that french fucker, all telling the Irish/Malaysians/Norwegians this is mancheshireyoonitid.
The only downside is that prick Goldbridge would be unemployed...... downside ! I'm giving my head a wobble as i type.

If Scruffy Jim reads this and adopts it as a business model I want 15%

 

[BlueRockape]

I used to do some work for a national bus company. A lot of managers used to joke that the company would be brilliant if only they didn't have to pick passengers up.

This is the rags. If they didn't have to play matches they'd be brilliant.
Sky doing endless re-runs of 99.
Rooneys shiner on loop.
Neville telling everyone who'd listen how good they are and how they are the biggest team in the world.
The club shop would be packed out and even Nevilles hotel would make money.
They could keep brining out the greats, Savage, Michael Owen, that french fucker, all telling the Irish/Malaysians/Norwegians this us mancheshireyoonitid.
The only downside is that prick Goldbridge would be unemployed...... downside ! I'm giving my head a wobble as i type.

If Scruffy Jim reads this and adopts it as a business model I want 15%

Lol

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[BrianW]

Was it Eddie Stobart? I could understand if it was…

No, a well-known guy from the music industry. An extremely successful man. (At least in terms of money.)

 

[GaudinoMotors]

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Paul Morley?
Always knew he was a C#nt.
;-)

 

[Gazza]

The players probably asked him to cancel it. Tired of looking at each other.

It was probably a good opportunity to introduce themselves to each other.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It was probably a good opportunity to introduce themselves to each other.

Or more likely to avoid the inevitable bitching between the high maintenance ego's about who should sit at which table.

 

[Oldham Exile]

I suspect Scruffy Jim will be getting a litre of horse spunk through his letterbox anonymously in the near future delivered by a doddering old man who has a bright red nose and burst capillaries

Yep - soon be Xmas

 

[Viking blue]

Why is there plastic taped to the chair? Is he that petty he won’t sit on a chair with our badge on display?

I’ll say prick just in case that’s the reason.

More than likely it’s to protect the seat from becoming piss stained.