United Thread | 2024/25

[Kippax77]

Come out fighting.

Brilliant

 

[BTH]

Disappointing night tonight but I see' Nited are back. Again.
The ones who are not joining their equally giddy Spurs' counterparts on TalkSh!te are no doubt still driving around Salford Quays, beeping their horns and waving their flags Buenos Aires style.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Not much. What time is the draw tonight?

After your two lads finish hitch-hiking back from Paris

 

[Harvster]

How fortuitous that Simon should be there to view this amazing new dawn, as Leicester's reserves are dismantled on yet another glorious tearjerking night

 

[flook]

Glad to see the corner has been turned, Untidy are back etc etc after dismantling Leicester reserves whilst only conceding twice. I was getting quite worried for a minute that I'd only have 1 team to hate in the premier league next season

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Not much. What time is the draw tonight?

Fucking hell , did you seriously come on here to try to take the piss because you won and we lost? In a competition that we are more than happy to be out of given our injury problems, while it’s the holy grail for you this season as you ain’t winning any other competition. Did you see the camera turn to City’s bench in injury time? Akanji and Haaland were laughing with each other, and then the camera moved on to Pep who also had a big grin. What a sad pathetic attempt at trolling you sad pathetic rag twat.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

IF Amorim takes it on I'm quite looking forward to seeing how he tackles the huge issues they have with the players for starters. He's been picked with the new INEOS regime now fully in control so they have to back him. If he starts clearing out the deadwood it's going to cost them a fortune they don't have. Maybe they think he can turn a sow's ear into a silk purse? It's going to be fun. IF he turns them down (and it looks like he won't) then where do they turn next?

Two things might sway him to sign.

Money (of course)
And ego - which is generally a prerequisite to making it in football.
If not ego, then you have to have insane levels of self-belief and humility.
(See Rodri, Pep).

Everyone thinks they can… it’s why and how you see even lower placed teams sometimes rally when 3 down at half time.

 

[moh]

Yup. Always put a shift in and was very handy for a goal or two when they were in the shit. Academy lad as well. Ah well, fuck em.

That’s why he was sold

It was all profit

 

[KentBlue]

Not much. What time is the draw tonight?

That's one thing I love about the vermin, their wonderful sense of humour. Such whimsicality, such hilarity, such mirthful merriment. We are so looking forward to your next acerbic one-liner: will it be the one about the comb-over king and his prediction that we will never finish above the rags in the Prem ever again? Because that really was a good 'un. On a par with the Two Ronnie's and their 'fork handles' sketch. Or maybe that classic 'not in my lifetime' which swept the board at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival all those years ago? Or perhaps it's the classic about that vegetable with the misshapen facial features who climbed through a window in order to avoid a drugs test? Maybe even that famous rib-tickler about a player shagging his own sister-in-law for all those years? I mean, that one was almost as hysterically funny as Basil Fawlty's 'don't mention the war' episode.

Maybe you should resurrect the old 'Wheeltappers and Shunters' club that was a hit in the 70's, after all it was about that time that your club were last a relevant footballing force - you know, before the Sly and Webb/Clattenberg/Riley partnership funded your run of plastic trophies under the Govan despot's reign of treachery and brown envelopes.

 

[BlueRockape]

That's one thing I love about the vermin, their wonderful sense of humour. Such whimsicality, such hilarity, such mirthful merriment. We are so looking forward to your next acerbic one-liner: will it be the one about the comb-over king and his prediction that we will never finish above the rags in the Prem ever again? Because that really was a good 'un. On a par with the Two Ronnie's and their 'fork handles' sketch. Or maybe that classic 'not in my lifetime' which swept the board at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival all those years ago? Or perhaps it's the classic about that vegetable with the misshapen facial features who climbed through a window in order to avoid a drugs test? Maybe even that famous rib-tickler about a player shagging his own sister-in-law for all those years? I mean, that one was almost as hysterically funny as Basil Fawlty's 'don't mention the war' episode.

Maybe you should resurrect the old 'Wheeltappers and Shunters' club that was a hit in the 70's, after all it was about that time that your club were last a relevant footballing force - you know, before the Sly and Webb/Clattenberg/Riley partnership funded your run of plastic trophies under the Govan despot's reign of treachery and brown envelopes.

Now that's what I call a post