United Thread | 2024/25

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Fuck has Keane come as?

Himself - a scruffy miserable bastard........

 

[yeah whatever !!]

It must have been Sly Stones day off?

If Ruben Amorim spent his Sunday in Lisbon tuning into events at Old Trafford, he will have witnessed a graphic illustration of the task awaiting him when he finally arrives as Manchester United manager.

Ruben Amorim's mammoth task at Manchester United made clear during draw with Chelsea

The scale of the task awaiting new Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim is made clear in the draw with Chelsea, says Phil McNulty.

www.bbc.co.uk

Ruben Amorim watching the scum team he's about to manage.

"OOO far fooks sake what is dis sheet".

 

[give it to gordon]

Trafford crumble

How has the swamp got a safety certificate

 

[KentBlue]

How has the swamp got a safety certificate

Brown envelopes?

 

[mexico1970]

How has the swamp got a safety certificate

When you are the biggest pull in town councils will give you a free ride and to hell with anyone's safety, that can be the ONLY reason for their ground not being shut down as a health hazard.

 

[bluethrunthru]

How has the swamp got a safety certificate

battering it with a broken seat frame? Do maintenance not even have access to any fucking tools at that dump?

 

[Vienna_70]

Surprised he wasn't binned off for when he gave Ratboy a bollocking at Brentford away (two seasons ago I think).

Redknapp told Ratboy to be quiet and stop interrupting him whilst he speaks.

He's actually not the worst of them on Sky, He's one of the more well spoken ones which is hard to find on Sky.

He doesn’t have much competition on that front.

 

[SWPISHOME]

He doesn’t have much competition on that front.

Very true, It would be like beating the "Eggheads" in a team that had Micah Richards, Daniel Sturridge, Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville...

Wouldn't really feel like a win would it...

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[old blue]

battering it with a broken seat frame? Do maintenance not even have access to any fucking tools at that dump?

70,odd thousand every other week.

 

[give it to gordon]

battering it with a broken seat frame? Do maintenance not even have access to any fucking tools at that dump?

I think it was a rag trying to repair his own seat. Than again 250 have just been laid off..

You are right it's a member of staff lol

 

[Gray]

73 Thousand you would have thought they could make some noise

They are all too busy fixing their seats.

 

[Vienna_70]

Very true, It would be like beating the "Eggheads" in a team that had Micah Richards, Daniel Sturridge, Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville...

Wouldn't really feel like a win would it...

Don’t mention bloody Eggheads on here.

@Mad Eyed Screamer will be all over it.

 

[Grassland Blue]

How has the swamp got a safety certificate

If they ever have a fire there is a readily available water supply.....

 

[Gray]

Don’t mention bloody Eggheads on here.

@Mad Eyed Screamer will be all over it.

Why, I wonder - nudge nudge, wink wink.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Don’t mention bloody Eggheads on here.

@Mad Eyed Screamer will be all over it.

No idea what you are implying here!

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Is eggheads another bloody cookery programme?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Is eggheads another bloody cookery programme?

No, it's a quiz show - I was....
No. I'll keep it to myself. My little secret...

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Surprised he wasn't binned off for when he gave Ratboy a bollocking at Brentford away (two seasons ago I think).

Redknapp told Ratboy to be quiet and stop interrupting him whilst he speaks.

He's actually not the worst of them on Sky, He's one of the more well spoken ones which is hard to find on Sky.

I think Vicky Pollard would look eloquent amongst that lot tbh. Yeah but no but..

 

[mexico1970]

I think Vicky Pollard would look eloquent amongst that lot tbh. Yeah but no but..