United Thread | 2024/25

[Akira]

Just seen question on the Chase saying only 3% of footballers in elite football academies get to play a single minute in the PL. So who the fuck did Zirkzee, Antony, Ugarte etc etc bribe?

Ten Hag probably.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Haha Utd fans are treated like they are needy kids...


"City wanted him but Utd got him"

Ruben Amorim: New Man Utd manager says he considered following Hugo Viana to Man City before approach from Old Trafford club

Sporting Lisbon head coach Ruben Amorim confirms he considered the idea of following sporting director Hugo Viana to Manchester City, but has no regrets in joining cross-town rivals Manchester United

www.skysports.com

Good of him to consider us off his own bat and even better that he decided to go to the basket case club.....just as well we in all likelyhood didn't consider him then.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Old Trafford is falling down, Amoron is a fuckin' clown.

I like that. A moron and a clown in the same sentence, get in! : )

*Edit

Changed Amoron's a to Amoron is. Can't wait to see him clowning about on the touchline.

 

[Gazza]

Old Trafford is falling down, Amoron's a fuckin' clown.

I like that. A moron and a clown in the same sentence, get in! : )

Silly Sally's pants are coming down cos Findus Rashford is in town.

 

[Vienna_70]

Silly Sally's pants are coming down cos Findus Rashford is in town.

Excellent!

 

[Big mals fedora]

Fair play to him for taking that gig on. He's got absolutely no chance of turning that shit show around. That said, he hasn't got far to fall.
Only Neil Warnock or Fat Sam can save them now.

Or Ian Holloway. You forgot Ian Holloway.

 

[KentBlue]

Or Ian Holloway. You forgot Ian Holloway.

Steve Bruce, that would save the rags selling their dross when they're already there waiting for him to begin with.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

From the Trafford Caf
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So far they haven’t been hung drawn and quartered by the omertà about mentioning the late arrivals, early leavers and lack of atmosphere.

There are many reasons it doesn’t get mentioned much, and it’s only City that get ‘empihad’ gibes, but it’s interesting to note that at least one fan actually sees it as it is, and not spout bollox.

And clearly it’s worse for them, as the early leavers are even earlier than ours!

Way the world is going I'm afraid. Even away games now have got new fans experiencing their first ever City game.
Took me a lot to get a ticket for Istanbul, arrived and the lads either side of us had never been to a City match before. One was OK and sung along and the other just took selfies.

When United scored the second in fa cup final last year there was a "blue" filming herself dancing. Like half the crowd were in the ground but not actually present.

I remember us battering United at home a couple of years ago and coming out the ground singing. By the time we got to the busses on the main road it was total silence. You genuinely couldn't tell if we won or not. I'm not sure what the problem is exactly but I hope we sort it out.

 

[jrb]

Scruffy Jim obviously didn’t get any Tax Payers money guarantee for a new Old Toilet from Keir Starmer.

 

[malg]

Scruffy Jim obviously didn’t get any Tax Payers money guarantee for a new Old Toilet from Keir Starmer.

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It's looking more and more dated with every day that passes.