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Scruffy Jim obviously didn’t get any Tax Payers money guarantee for a new Old Toilet from Keir Starmer.

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A fucking good job, if that’s the case.

It really would go down like a lead balloon, if scruffy Jim and his mob were to be given taxpayers' money for the swamp, after all the cuts the government has had to impose.
 
I think I read somewhere (here?) That they ran a survey and only 52% said they wanted a new stadium. So lucky for scruffy Jim he has a ready made excuse.

The results showed that a new-build stadium at Old Trafford is the preference for the majority of fans who responded – with 52 per cent declaring support for that option. Redevelopment of the existing stadium was preferred by 31 per cent of fans, with a further 17 per cent declaring themselves unsure.

 
The results showed that a new-build stadium at Old Trafford is the preference for the majority of fans who responded – with 52 per cent declaring support for that option. Redevelopment of the existing stadium was preferred by 31 per cent of fans, with a further 17 per cent declaring themselves unsure.

It must have taken ages to count 1.2 billion fans votes.
 
The results showed that a new-build stadium at Old Trafford is the preference for the majority of fans who responded – with 52 per cent declaring support for that option. Redevelopment of the existing stadium was preferred by 31 per cent of fans, with a further 17 per cent declaring themselves unsure.

A further 17 per cent were too busy towel drying themselves from the match to be arsed
 
The results showed that a new-build stadium at Old Trafford is the preference for the majority of fans who responded – with 52 per cent declaring support for that option. Redevelopment of the existing stadium was preferred by 31 per cent of fans, with a further 17 per cent asking "where's Old Trafford?"

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A fucking good job, if that’s the case.

It really would go down like a lead balloon, if scruffy Jim and his mob were to be given taxpayers' money for the swamp, after all the cuts the government has had to impose.
Apparently Birmingham have also asked for taxpayers money. Be funny if loads of clubs applied just to highlight how cheeky it is
 
Now not wanting to trivialise Amorim's achievements in the Portuguese league, but I've never heard of the teams he's won the last 5 games against - I don't follow Portuguese football but I thought I'd have heard of one or two of them over the years;-
Estrela
Famalicao
Casa Pia
Estoril
AVS
Good thing that he beat the AVS, because next month he'll be managing the AV-NOTS.
 
The results showed that a new-build stadium at Old Trafford is the preference for the majority of fans who responded – with 52 per cent declaring support for that option. Redevelopment of the existing stadium was preferred by 31 per cent of fans, with a further 17 per cent declaring themselves unsure.

Why the fuck would you reply 'unsure'. You either want it rebuilt or upgraded. Fucking tossers
 
Same as all the other managers they've had since Moyes, it'll probably go well in the first 50% of Amorim's tenure but then standards will drop again, as they always do, and the slow downward crawl will begin. They might win a big game or two (or even a trophy) but then a switch flicks and they need another big changeover. It's happened to every manager they've had for a decade.

Van Gaal. Finished 4th in his first season, got them back in the Champions League. Next season, they won the FA Cup but they dropped out of the Champions League places again and sacked him.

Mourinho. Finished 6th and won the Europa League and League Cup in his first season, then finished 2nd in his second season, but was sacked with United in 6th after falling out with everyone.

Solskjaer. Came in as a temporary fix but immediately improved things so was given a new contract after about 10 games. Finished 3rd and then 2nd in his two full seasons in charge, but was sacked with United in 7th after being forced to sign and play Ronaldo.

Ragnick. Took over as a "proper coach" who was going to sort them all out, and he got them back in the race for top four for a bit, but then he lost 6 of the last 12 games and they collapsed all the way to 6th again.

Ten Hag. Was also brought in as a "proper manager" and got them playing for a bit. Finished 3rd, won the League Cup. Turned up in the FA Cup but their form went off a cliff in the league again and they collapsed to 8th - United's lowest league finish for a generation. Sacked with United in the bottom half.

See no reason why we won't be back here in three years wondering how Amorim went from finishing 4th in his first full season to being sacked with United in 9th. The players like showing off for a new manager but when the going gets tough they just down tools and wait for the next guy to show up.
 
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