United Thread | 2024/25

[Xhavenjoe]

How the fuck is Zeberdee a professional footballer let alone a Dutch international?
He just runs around like a pound shop Marouane Fellaini.
Johan Cruyff must be spinning in his grave (assuming he wasn't cremated)

The Cruyff turn?

 

[TinFoilHat]

I predict a new manager bounce for the new guy and they will pull up and fly straight for a bit. However when it comes to pushing onto the next level to actually cement themselves as a top four team they will be found wanting. This recent transfer window shows they have not learnt anything from past mistakes and they will be hampered with players they need to get gone lingering around in the background sat on big wages they can’t move. Jayden Sancho a clear example of that.

I expect they will be back for a few games. Possibly unbeaten until we play them and we put the cunts back in their box to the dismay of Sky Sports.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I expect they will be back for a few games. Possibly unbeaten until we play them and we put the cunts back in their box to the dismay of Sky Sports.

Needs to be a marked improvement from our lot in the next few games. Their twat it up the pitch and run after it on the break can be are undoing in previous derbies.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Needs to be a marked improvement from our lot in the next few games. Their twat it up the pitch and run after it on the break can be are undoing in previous derbies.

You know the drill.

Son will score a dodgy winner, then we go and batter the scousers at Klanfield and we finally move on.

:)

 

[KentBlue]

we go and batter the scousers at Klanfield

Oh, the great god Karma, Please, please make this happen. I promise to be good afterwards, honest. I'll eat all my greens, I'll stop cheating on my homework, I'll stop pulling little girls' pigtails - I'll even try to laugh at 'Mrs Browns Boys'...err, no. Fuck that!

 

[Really_here]

This recent transfer window shows they have not learnt anything from past mistakes and they will be hampered with players they need to get gone lingering around in the background sat on big wages they can’t move. Jayden Sancho a clear example of that.

That's by far their biggest issue. The other one I can see if how their prima donnas react to Amorim. INEOS have to back him as he's their choice, could be fun times ahead 8-)

 

[TinFoilHat]

Oh, the great god Karma, Please, please make this happen. I promise to be good afterwards, honest. I'll eat all my greens, I'll stop cheating on my homework, I'll stop pulling little girls' pigtails - I'll even try to laugh at 'Mrs Browns Boys'...err, no. Fuck that!

No need to go that far to appease the karma gods.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Oh, the great god Karma, Please, please make this happen. I promise to be good afterwards, honest. I'll eat all my greens, I'll stop cheating on my homework, I'll stop pulling little girls' pigtails - I'll even try to laugh at 'Mrs Browns Boys'...err, no. Fuck that!

Impossible

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I expect they will be back for a few games. Possibly unbeaten until we play them and we put the cunts back in their box to the dismay of Sky Sports.

You just know that the commentators are already lubing themselves up, practicing all the superlatives proclaiming that “the real Manchester United have stood up and are back…..” “is this finally the beginning of a new era of success for Manchester United?” etc etc etc until they shoot their load after beating Ipswich or Wolves 1-0 at home courtesy of a Fernandes VAR assisted penalty.

Then Goldbridge, Mad Alice and the Flying Pig et al all proclaim “top 4 here we come” and everything is smelling of roses.

 

[TinFoilHat]

You just know that the commentators are already lubing themselves up, practicing all the superlatives proclaiming that “the real Manchester United have stood up and are back…..” “is this finally the beginning of a new era of success for Manchester United?” etc etc etc until they shoot their load after beating Ipswich or Wolves 1-0 at home courtesy of a Fernandes VAR assisted penalty.

Then Goldbridge, Mad Alice and the Flying Pig et al all proclaim “top 4 here we come” and everything is smelling of roses.

It's their version of the Scouse boom bust cycle.