United Thread | 2024/25

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Protein Junkie said:
But Manchester United are also looking into a swap deal that would see their Netherlands striker Joshua Zirkzee, 23, join Napoli, with Nigeria striker Victor Osimhen, 25, moving in the opposite direction to Old Trafford. (Calcio Napoli)

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Another Dutch disaster courtesy of Ten Bob. If only they'd kept him on their destruction would have been inevitable. He could have sabotaged the entire club from within.
 
Protein Junkie said:
But Manchester United are also looking into a swap deal that would see their Netherlands striker Joshua Zirkzee, 23, join Napoli, with Nigeria striker Victor Osimhen, 25, moving in the opposite direction to Old Trafford. (Calcio Napoli)

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2 things here.
Why would Napoli think that was a deal that is advantageous to them?
How the fuck is Zeberdee a professional footballer let alone a Dutch international?
He just runs around like a pound shop Marouane Fellaini.
Johan Cruyff must be spinning in his grave (assuming he wasn't cremated)
 
Asa's left peg said:
I miss Eric. (can we call him that now?) I miss the gloom around him and the silly substitutions and his spikey press conferences in perfect McLarendutch.
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I predict a new manager bounce for the new guy and they will pull up and fly straight for a bit. However when it comes to pushing onto the next level to actually cement themselves as a top four team they will be found wanting. This recent transfer window shows they have not learnt anything from past mistakes and they will be hampered with players they need to get gone lingering around in the background sat on big wages they can’t move. Jayden Sancho a clear example of that.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
I predict a new manager bounce for the new guy and they will pull up and fly straight for a bit. However when it comes to pushing onto the next level to actually cement themselves as a top four team they will be found wanting. This recent transfer window shows they have not learnt anything from past mistakes and they will be hampered with players they need to get gone lingering around in the background sat on big wages they can’t move. Jayden Sancho a clear example of that.
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I expect they will be back for a few games. Possibly unbeaten until we play them and we put the cunts back in their box to the dismay of Sky Sports.
 
TinFoilHat said:
I expect they will be back for a few games. Possibly unbeaten until we play them and we put the cunts back in their box to the dismay of Sky Sports.
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Needs to be a marked improvement from our lot in the next few games. Their twat it up the pitch and run after it on the break can be are undoing in previous derbies.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
Needs to be a marked improvement from our lot in the next few games. Their twat it up the pitch and run after it on the break can be are undoing in previous derbies.
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You know the drill.

Son will score a dodgy winner, then we go and batter the scousers at Klanfield and we finally move on.

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TinFoilHat said:
we go and batter the scousers at Klanfield
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Oh, the great god Karma, Please, please make this happen. I promise to be good afterwards, honest. I'll eat all my greens, I'll stop cheating on my homework, I'll stop pulling little girls' pigtails - I'll even try to laugh at 'Mrs Browns Boys'...err, no. Fuck that!
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
This recent transfer window shows they have not learnt anything from past mistakes and they will be hampered with players they need to get gone lingering around in the background sat on big wages they can’t move. Jayden Sancho a clear example of that.
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That's by far their biggest issue. The other one I can see if how their prima donnas react to Amorim. INEOS have to back him as he's their choice, could be fun times ahead 8-)
 
KentBlue said:
Oh, the great god Karma, Please, please make this happen. I promise to be good afterwards, honest. I'll eat all my greens, I'll stop cheating on my homework, I'll stop pulling little girls' pigtails - I'll even try to laugh at 'Mrs Browns Boys'...err, no. Fuck that!
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No need to go that far to appease the karma gods.
 
TinFoilHat said:
I expect they will be back for a few games. Possibly unbeaten until we play them and we put the cunts back in their box to the dismay of Sky Sports.
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You just know that the commentators are already lubing themselves up, practicing all the superlatives proclaiming that “the real Manchester United have stood up and are back…..” “is this finally the beginning of a new era of success for Manchester United?” etc etc etc until they shoot their load after beating Ipswich or Wolves 1-0 at home courtesy of a Fernandes VAR assisted penalty.

Then Goldbridge, Mad Alice and the Flying Pig et al all proclaim “top 4 here we come” and everything is smelling of roses.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
You just know that the commentators are already lubing themselves up, practicing all the superlatives proclaiming that “the real Manchester United have stood up and are back…..” “is this finally the beginning of a new era of success for Manchester United?” etc etc etc until they shoot their load after beating Ipswich or Wolves 1-0 at home courtesy of a Fernandes VAR assisted penalty.

Then Goldbridge, Mad Alice and the Flying Pig et al all proclaim “top 4 here we come” and everything is smelling of roses.
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It's their version of the Scouse boom bust cycle.
 
Amorim wankfest in full swing on BBC Sport, I see. I’m surprised they haven’t got an article analysing his turds to see if they can guess what he had for dinner last night and what that might tell us about the formation the rags will be using on Saturday.
 
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