United Thread | 2024/25

[ancoats]

No shit

Nobody told him he was coming to Manchester to be Pep's woman

 

[Blue warrior]

This Amorim kid is already getting on my tits with that fucking stupid smirk he’s like a Cheshire Cat.

 

[Vienna_70]

Nobody told him he was coming to Manchester to be Pep's woman

I’m surprised Pep hasn’t ripped up his contract.

The coverage of these twats is completely OTT.

Sty radio news going on about his first game tomorrow, as if it were a cup final.

 

[KentBlue]

This Amorim kid is already getting on my tits with that fucking stupid smirk he’s like a Cheshire Cat.

Well, he's a cat who certainly won't be getting any cream at the swamp. All that's on offer for him is some rancid, festering, curdled, puddle of stagnant pus. And the ever-present ghostly form of a demonic spirit that wanders the corridors of the mausoleum that once, so we're told, was a football ground.
This apparition has a toe-curling stench of urine and stale whisky about it - an odor so repulsive even other cadavers retch when it comes near.

People say if you are anywhere near this ghastly edifice in the middle of the night and there happens to be a full moon, you might hear the harrowing, spine-chilling utterances that come from this other worldly phantasm, "Not in my lifetime!"

 

[ancoats]

I’m surprised Pep hasn’t ripped up his contract.

The coverage of these twats is completely OTT.

Sty radio news going on about his first game tomorrow, as if it were a cup final.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Melissa Reddy's first question to Ruben Imarag: "You've moved to a bigger and better club."

Ruben Imarag: "Bigger, yes."

 

[Really_here]

For them it is a cup final - can't wait to see what they all say if they get soundly beaten 8-)

 

[threespires]

Well, he's a cat who certainly won't be getting any cream at the swamp. All that's on offer for him is some rancid, festering, curdled, puddle of stagnant pus. And the ever-present ghostly form of a demonic spirit that wanders the corridors of the mausoleum that once, so we're told, was a football ground.
This apparition has a toe-curling stench of urine and stale whisky about it - an odor so repulsive even other cadavers retch when it comes near.

People say if you are anywhere near this ghastly edifice in the middle of the night and there happens to be a full moon, you might hear the harrowing, spine-chilling utterances that come from this other worldly phantasm, "Not in my lifetime!"

You've missed this year's Pulitzer prize but this definitely needs putting up for 2025.

It's got a touch of the Wilfred Owen's about it, great stuff.

 

[jaiguruKun]

According to Spitty "he looks and sounds like a Manchester UnIted manager."
Wtf does this even mean?

 

[N1985]

This Amorim kid is already getting on my tits with that fucking stupid smirk he’s like a Cheshire Cat.

Give it 6 months and he'll be grey, disheveled and looking like he's been sleeping in the bins outside Lou Macaris chippy. Ole ane Jose looked suicidal by the end

It's the United way