United Thread | 2024/25

[Elbow beards]

Incontinent piss missiles

 

[Grassland Blue]

A lot of you won't go into the joke thread in Off Topic so I'll post this here.......

They want (drum roll) 40 million of your finest English pounds for Fish Fingers.

I can't see anyone paying 40 pence
tbh.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Incontinent piss missiles

Brilliant and I said it to myself in a Jeremy Clarkson tone of voice.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

How many we going for this time Big Mal?


























Damn Skippy I'll take that.............

 

[TinFoilHat]

Stay classy scum.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

BBC are releasing a new 2 part documentary about The Govan Piss Can on the 26th.

They'll do anything to try to keep these twats relevant

 

[dadnlad]

BBC are releasing a new 2 part documentary about The Govan Piss Can on the 26th.

They'll do anything to try to keep these twats relevant

Is that the same bbc who he wouldn't communicate with because they did expose on him mardarse

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

As Christmas approaches, spare a thought for that fat fella in red who puts a shift in once a year.

Merry Christmas, Luke Shaw.

 

[Stoned Rose]

BBC are releasing a new 2 part documentary about The Govan Piss Can on the 26th.

They'll do anything to try to keep these twats relevant

The only place that **** is relevant nowadays is on the NHS waiting list for adult nappies.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

BBC are releasing a new 2 part documentary about The Govan Piss Can on the 26th.

They'll do anything to try to keep these twats relevant

Getting it in before he shuffles off. I’ll catch the repeat.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

And now they’re talking about Ole being at the wheel at Wolves
What is it with ex rag managers

Neville 8 games Valencia sacked after a 7-0
Rooney failing everywhere he goes
Nistelroy wont last the season at Leicester
Solskaer wonderful record at Molde, shit in the premier league
Carrick found his level in the championship
Keane fell out with the owners of every club he’s managed
Bruce failed at every premier club he managed
Hughes same as Bruce and couldn’t even manage Gods own club
Have I missed anyone??

 

[jimharri]

Tim Ferris on Instagram: "#news #hilarious #funny #veryfunny #comedy #laugh #britishcomedy #britishhumour"

35K likes, 29 comments - theferris on December 13, 2024: "#news #hilarious #funny #veryfunny #comedy #laugh #britishcomedy #britishhumour".

www.instagram.com

 

[manimanc]

And now they’re talking about Ole being at the wheel at Wolves
What is it with ex rag managers

Neville 8 games Valencia sacked after a 7-0
Rooney failing everywhere he goes
Nistelroy wont last the season at Leicester
Solskaer wonderful record at Molde, shit in the premier league
Carrick found his level in the championship
Keane fell out with the owners of every club he’s managed
Bruce failed at every premier club he managed
Hughes same as Bruce and couldn’t even manage Gods own club
Have I missed anyone??

Paul Ince. The media totally missed the point that he was a shite manager and instead went with the story that the colour of his skin was stopping him getting top end jobs.
Scholes. Lasted as long as Neville.

 

[Pell]

BBC are releasing a new 2 part documentary about The Govan Piss Can on the 26th.

They'll do anything to try to keep these twats relevant

Sir Alex cleared after motorway dash

Sir Alex Ferguson, the manager of Manchester United, was yesterday found not guilty of illegally driving on a motorway hard shoulder after magistrates heard he had been suffering from severe diarrhoea and was trying to get to a toilet.

www.theguardian.com

Will this get a mention?

 

[manclad]

Sir Alex cleared after motorway dash

Sir Alex Ferguson, the manager of Manchester United, was yesterday found not guilty of illegally driving on a motorway hard shoulder after magistrates heard he had been suffering from severe diarrhoea and was trying to get to a toilet.

www.theguardian.com

Will this get a mention?

What do you do when you want a shit ??


Shit on my Lou Macari !!!

 

[SWPISHOME]

Fucking tramps!

Fuck em up City!!

Red bastards.

 

[TravisBickle]

And now they’re talking about Ole being at the wheel at Wolves
What is it with ex rag managers

Neville 8 games Valencia sacked after a 7-0
Rooney failing everywhere he goes
Nistelroy wont last the season at Leicester
Solskaer wonderful record at Molde, shit in the premier league
Carrick found his level in the championship
Keane fell out with the owners of every club he’s managed
Bruce failed at every premier club he managed
Hughes same as Bruce and couldn’t even manage Gods own club
Have I missed anyone??

Tbf they’ve only known hoof ball all their lives, so it really isn’t a surprise they’re all shite

 

[deegee33]

Sir Alex cleared after motorway dash

Sir Alex Ferguson, the manager of Manchester United, was yesterday found not guilty of illegally driving on a motorway hard shoulder after magistrates heard he had been suffering from severe diarrhoea and was trying to get to a toilet.

www.theguardian.com

Will this get a mention?

Nah, just another load of shit

 

[denislawsbackheel]

And now they’re talking about Ole being at the wheel at Wolves
What is it with ex rag managers

Neville 8 games Valencia sacked after a 7-0
Rooney failing everywhere he goes
Nistelroy wont last the season at Leicester
Solskaer wonderful record at Molde, shit in the premier league
Carrick found his level in the championship
Keane fell out with the owners of every club he’s managed
Bruce failed at every premier club he managed
Hughes same as Bruce and couldn’t even manage Gods own club
Have I missed anyone??

The ticket tout.
Norbert Stiles
Bryan Robson

 

[Blackley_Blue]

There were rumours of a clash between Rashford and Ellen DeGeneres in training earlier in the week.... Both left out today of the squad today.

Good start for the new gaffer if they're fighting already.