United Thread | 2024/25

[jimharri]

How the fuck did we lose to this bag of shite

We were more shite than them...

 

[Mad Cyril]

& who the fuck is paying £50m for Rashford & covering his £300k a week wages.

I was hoping you lot would take him off our hands. Ah well.

 

[roach3]

i feel rule change is due if they do dambed if they don’t

Theres no way the Prem will allow the scum to be relegated no way ! if they get close to it, all the help going will be thrown their way lets face it we all know it .

I kind of disagree the media will make even more money out of the scum supporters
Clicking like fuck for any positive news.
They would probably win the championship
And the fans would be celebrating like it’s the premier league.
Any news on the scum is printing money from the rag infested media to the clickbait fake utd fans on YouTube.

 

[Richie Rich]

I hope they fail to get rid of PRashford next month. He and his PR team will create a destructive atmosphere that will put the manager under a lot of pressure.

 

[roach3]

Yeah, I saw that. But I genuinely thought for a split second there's no chance of that being awarded. Under the Pisscan that would not have been a penalty.

Would have been a free kick the other way

 

[lonestay]

I kind of disagree the media will make even more money out of the scum supporters
Clicking like fuck for any positive news.
They would probably win the championship
And the fans would be celebrating like it’s the premier league.
Any news on the scum is printing money from the rag infested media to the clickbait fake utd fans on YouTube.

I see what your saying but it wont happen. The prem look on them as a cornerstone and the scum think they are as well . If either scum or dippers come to that, ever find themselves in the relegation zone, help would be given to get them out of it. The Prem think the "product" would be damaged with one or either out of the league .

 

[BillCarlisle]

Theres no way the Prem will allow the scum to be relegated no way ! if they get close to it, all the help going will be thrown their way lets face it we all know it .

If they're in any danger of relegation we'll be slapped with a sufficient points deduction from the 115 verdict to make sure we're below them in the table.

 

[roach3]

I see what your saying but it wont happen. The prem look on them as a cornerstone and the scum think they are as well . If either scum or dippers come to that, ever find themselves in the relegation zone, help would be given to get them out of it. The Prem think the "product" would be damaged with one or either out of the league .

You know what you’re right
These cunts are like captain scarlett whenever they creep down the league
The amount of dodgy decisions they get to bail em out in close games is of the scale

Anyways hopefully wolves do em then they’ve got the barcodes, Tarquins and dippers after that, our theories will be put to the test if they fail in those games.

 

[jimharri]

Bollocks!! He is the most important player on their team.
Not even the fittest Arse or Liverpool players can get to the ref as quick as this rat-face piece of crap. The penalty for Bournemouth was nailed on yet within a fraction of a second his hands were raised in disbelief.

Stevie Wonder could see that it was a penalty. It was a clumsy tackle, not that dissimilar to Nunes' "tackle" (loose definition of the term) against them.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

To paraphrase a certain Mr Morcambe, AMoron had all the right players, but not necessarily in the right squad.

Actually, forget that. He didn’t have the right players.

He did have the right players but not for football.

 

[dadnlad]

I kind of disagree the media will make even more money out of the scum supporters
Clicking like fuck for any positive news.
They would probably win the championship
And the fans would be celebrating like it’s the premier league.
Any news on the scum is printing money from the rag infested media to the clickbait fake utd fans on YouTube.

well sorry dont know how old you are but last time they were in lower division they smashed every ground and train, they were glad to get rid

 

[silvathechihuahua]

Mice infestation at the swamp now , scruffy Jim must have cancelled pest control the tax dodging Scrooge!

 

[mackenzie]

I was hoping you lot would take him off our hands. Ah well.

In your dreams ;-)

 

[deano ou812]

Mice infestation at the swamp now , scruffy Jim must have cancelled pest control the tax dodging Scrooge!

Well that’s nothing unusual considering they have a rat infestation every time they play at home,that’s on the pitch and in the stands ..

 

[jrb]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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[spacecadet]

Great story - red cunts. Surprised the Fail have gone with it tbh?

 

[KentBlue]

Something is not right, the media printing negative rag stories? Nah, something is going on.

 

[Blue Mist]

We should ring our mates at Newcastle and start a bidding war with them for fish fingers.
We start by offering 10 mill.
Newcastle respond with an 8 million bid.
Then a counter from us of 7 mill

By close of the January window he could be ours for 50pence, an out of date selection box, a tangerine and the rags pay his wages.

By February he could be in a high vis vest brushing all the excess water from the concourse.

 

[TShed]

We should ring our mates at Newcastle and start a bidding war with them for fish fingers.
We start by offering 10 mill.
Newcastle respond with an 8 million bid.
Then a counter from us of 7 mill

By close of the January window he could be ours for 50pence, an out of date selection box, a tangerine and the rags pay his wages.

By February he could be in a high vis vest brushing all the excess water from the concourse.

And loan him out to Girona