United Thread | 2024/25

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Nice thought but I don't think we'll be challenging for the title even if we win every game we've got left starting at Everton.

If we only start winning at Everton we will likely go down as that’s not until April…….

 

[Really_here]

If we only start winning at Everton we will likely go down as that’s not until April…….

you win the pedant of the day ;-)
(change "at" to "against")

 

[jrb]

United new anthem as the teams walk out on to the pitch.

“I’m gonna feast on Rat”

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I'm hearing they're preparing a bid for Stuart Little in January.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

you win the pedant of the day ;-)
(change "at" to "against")

Much better…

 

[give it to gordon]

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Isn't this a few years old this story ?

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Old Ratford, the theatre of plagues.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Manchester United slapped with two-star food hygiene rating as MOUSE DROPPINGS discovered at Old Trafford — Manchester Evening News

Mouse droppings were discovered during the inspection

apple.news

 

[bennyboy]

Where has the Forrest fan been hiding since Sunday.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Not even if it meant you winning the title? I despise LFC more than anything in football but was dancing round my front room when Collymore slotted home against Newcastle.

We are talking about the rags here.
I don't even want them to win a throw in/corner/coin toss.

 

[give it to gordon]

Manchester United slapped with two-star food hygiene rating as MOUSE DROPPINGS discovered at Old Trafford — Manchester Evening News

Mouse droppings were discovered during the inspection

apple.news

How is the swamp deem as fit for purpose by Trafford council ?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Mouseville

 

[yeseye]

All together now..

“In your Old Trafford slum..”

 

[jimharri]

Mouseville

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

It just makes the Nunes bollock dropping all the more galling. Amoron would be 5 defeats in a row and, somehow, we’d be only 3 points behind Arsenal.

 

[Shaggy]

What about the guy with the NY Jets baseball cap?

It's a Yankees cap not a Jets cap

 

[Ted_Bovis]

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[bluetonium]

They found mouse crap in the place, and yet they still got two stars? What the hell do you have to do to get one star, reenact two girls one cup over the carvery? Who performed the inspection, Howard bloody Webb?

 

[Blackley_Blue]

"Look Andy, you've got to find us a billion quid for a new gaff now, it's not only falling down, but it's full of rat shit... Although we're not sure if they came in Scruffy Jim's lunchbox or if Bruno's been shitting in the kitchen again.... P.s, did we mention the new leak?"