United Thread | 2024/25

[cheekybids]

"UBS is predicting a return to the top four and Champions League football within four seasons for United and vast revenues that could break the £1bn barrier"


Sounds nailed on to me

I asked Copilot who paid for the report…..

The report on Manchester United's future prospects under Ineos ownership was commissioned by **Ineos** itself, specifically by Sir Jim Ratcliffe, who is the founder and chairman of Ineos.

 

[city saint]

how good would it be if van horseface kept leicester up at the rags expense

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

If City want a (virtually) free- hit PR bonanza, why not give the £40k donation to the ex United players charity

The meltdown would be immense and it would show up Jim for being the tight twat he is

Win, win and win again

In fact I might do the donation myself

Better to give £40k to City’s and every other team in Gtr Mcr too (maybe not Wigan!) and give united fuck all. Shame them into stumping up.

Are you out of your mind

Exactly, Radders. Them twats wouldn’t get the steam off my piss.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Somebody posted on here after the derby that reds he was acquainted with were offering him bets that the scum would finish above us. I'd love to know if those same reds have gone very quiet just lately & are regretting their offer of it was ever taken up.

Fuck me on our wattsapp group they were giving it ten nil after they some how beat us.
I've ripped them to bits since.
Not a peep.
Nothing.
It reminds me of just before the 6.1
Some rag text me all gung ho.
I said careful what u wish for mate.
Just remember I never say anything to you.
Anyway obviously we battered them.
I'd just downloaded an app.
When you sent a message you could chose to send it a 100times or a thousand times.
So I just put .
Your shit.
And send it 1000 times.
In the end he had to ring off his mates phone to say please stop.
My phone is fucked.

You started it you thick red twat .
Oh I love them been shit.
This is only the start

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

I sat bolt up right in the night with a cold sweat that United finished 18th but we got a points deduction that kept them up.

 

[Vienna_70]

It has been reported that the "football" team from Trafford travelled to the Italian capital to seek an audience with the pontiff.

However, on hearing of their arrival, His Holiness questioned who they were, as he had never heard of them and he insisted that they go away.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I sat bolt up right in the night with a cold sweat that United finished 18th but we got a points deduction that kept them up.

You know the fa will do everything possible to stop them going down.
Either city or Everton will be the ones to be punished to save them.
Or they will invent more shit about forest.
It's all bollocks we know it

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

It has been reported that the "football" team from Trafford travelled to the Italian capital to seek an audience with the pontiff.

However, on hearing of their arrival, His Holiness questioned who they were, as he had never heard of them and he insisted that they go away.

 

[bridgeno1]

There's a whiff of 'Eau de Leeds 2004' in the air.

 

[Blueknows]

Zaba, Aleks, Yaya, even if he did get another year, Nasri, Nando.

And some especially in the media were surprised he didnt win the title in his 1st season with the squad he had ffs

 

[freshie]

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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Fucking hell - was that this year's alternative to the Kings speech FFS........

 

[horlock_was_super]

And there in lays the problem moving forward, the current squad baring a couple of players need binning off. They won’t have Champions league football next season which puts players off who could make a difference. Tv money from champions league won’t be there and there’s also talk of reductions in what they get from Addidas.

They have the excel spreadsheet out swimming against the tide which is PSR. They’ve made huge cuts to staff and other areas where they don’t want to spend anymore. When it comes to complying with that bottom line they won’t be able to improve the first team squad in the next few windows as they have to move players on. It’s a doom spiral that’s going to keep them mediocre for the foreseeable.

Cheers Emil's champion!

That's just banished the post Christmas Blues - what a lovely warm feeling the thought of that brings - Happy Blue Year everyone.

As you were.

 

[mrbelfry]

I'm an incompetent imbecile who hates United and would actively work hard to lose games but I reckon I would do a better job than Amorin that's even with me playing Martinez in nets and playing Zirkzee for 90 minutes

 

[rowarta]

they need someone like this to lead them out of the wilderness

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[the blue panther]

Just thought it'd be worth double checking how much that starting 11 cost for United last night. Bear in mind that Ericson came on a free, and the cheap guys - Mainoo, Rashford and Garnacho - didn't start. The rest of them cost over £400M - ignoring add-ons; let's face it, they are unlikely to be paid anytime soon if they're dependent on success. The breakdown, doing a rough conversion sometimes of Euros to £:-

Onana £43.8M (with £3.4M in add ons)
Martinez £48M " £8.5M "
Maguire £80M
De Ligt £40M " £5M "
Dalot £19M
Eriksen 0
Casemiro £65M
Mazraoui £17M
Zirkzee £36M
Amad £19M
Hojlund £64M " £8M "

Total £431 million of footballers who were absolutely torn apart by Newcastle. How much are they going to get for them in the fire sale that's to come? It doesn't include the unused sub Yorro who cost £52M, nor Anthony who's done fuck all since signing for £82M with £5M in never to be achieved add ons!

IMHO, they'll have to be paid off, then start again, but, where's the money gonna come from, Scummy Jim? You haven't got any! You need to spend £1B for a new squad that could reach the top 4.

And I thought we'd made a few dodgy signings in the last few windows - that list is off the scale.

Scum.

 

[manimanc]

Man United have already signed 'new Ronaldo' as honest admission proves it

Man United have already signed 'new Ronaldo' as honest admission proves it

Cristiano Ronaldo lit up Old Trafford with fancy footwork after first signing for Manchester United, and that style of play is also one that Joshua Zirkzee values

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

I'll just leave this here....

 

[horlock_was_super]

Give it to Rooney till they run out of pies.

A pastry chefs wet dream Rooney & Shaw in the same place

 

[its a Barm]

It makes me laugh very loudly when I hear rags say we can sell him for £50 mill and him for £80 mill and buy other players, these players they have now weren't any good when they got them and are now even worse on massive contracts how on earth do they sell them on, its just not happening unless again they take a massive financial hit, its fuckin lovely.