United Thread | 2024/25

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I'm feeling just a tad sympathetic for Ruben. He left a successful Portuguese side, they loved the guy, gave us a whipping, and then he turns up at the Swamp and sees what dross he has to work with. Silk purses and sows ears come to mind!

 

[Mr Partridge]

They genuinely would have been better off if they'd brought Moyes back a few months ago. That's where they are as a club now.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Great observation.
Hojlund and Zirkzee are garbage. Not even Championship level. Hard to decide who is worse..

Erm....Garnacho ?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Sky readying the “Top 15” graphic as we speak.

Ruben Neverwins.

Ruben Hammerin.. (Not mine btw.)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Surely it’s St Beneathus day?

No it's St Beneathus and 14 others day.

 

[Elbow beards]

Hahahahaha that caller Dave on talksport absolutely no idea what being rock bottom is,and the entitlement is showing through “we want the club back to were it should be”..No club is entitled to be back challenging just because of past glories,you have to build and earn that right ..

Back where it should be. Hmm I take it he's only talking about their history from 1992 not the previous 90 years where they only won the league 7 times and got relegated 4 times (as united)
So in reality they are back where they should be.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

"Everything they do, we do better."

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For the Derby..
Anything you can do we can do better
We can do anything better than you
Yes we can-cos you're shite
Yes we can-cos you're shite
Cos you're shite, Cos you're shite, Cos you're shite.!!

 

[ancoats]

Citi-leaks said:
They want the whole thing, not 29%

They have made that very clear.

How do they get more control? They know that they were only brought in because the Glazers had fucked it all up. So they've gone in there and taken control of everything, and made it 10 times worse. Why would they do that?

The Glazers don't have any more options. Cash in now, or watch it burn to the ground.
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The Gazers have made their money back and then some on United, So they could sell for peanuts and still make billions out of the club, What Jim paid for 25% of the shares tripled what the Glazers paid for the whole of United

I think it's now personal with the Glazers and United fans, When you upset somebody or threaten them it becomes personal, The Glazers are not United fans in any way so they don't care, Like I said, why sell up ? It is money for old rope and a win win for the Glazers

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

they say we never realy remember much until after 3 years old, so let this sink in, this summers school leavers would have no recollection of united ever winning the premier lg.

Surely they think that they won the one before we won our last one.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Hojlund has scored 2 Premier League goals all season. Marmoush scored 3 in twenty minutes yesterday

Amad (their top scorer) has scored 6 for the Scum
Gvariol has scored 5.

Now I'm not a rocket scientist or owt but I'm sure one is a defender. mmmmmmmm

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

They should be 3 points worse off and even more in the shit if we hadn’t inexplicably allowed the fuckers a win at our place. That’s fucking annoying.

 

[Blueboy73]

Another myth
Going back to our first Premier League title win in 2012, and at a sports club my kids used to attend, I was talking to a united supporter (actually a really nice bloke) and he told me that he'd seen that the waiting list at old toilet was several years for a season ticket, so with that in mind, he looked at the ages of his kids, thought "oh that's something for me to do, when the kids no longer need ferrying around" so he put his name on the season ticket waiting list
2 weeks later he received a phone call offering him a season ticket for the following season

I've heard a few of these anecdotes too.
A lot of the "can't get a ticket" liars put their name down to use it as an excuse for not going only to refuse when they're offered one.

 

[cheekybids]

Even funnier to see them go down, although that's unlikely. It's very nice at the minute though, seeing them in a position that a lot of us didn't envisage during our dark days.

The more I think about it I like the idea of being stuck around the 16th & staying up by stinking the place out with their minus goal dif. I always felt the Pearce years were worse than any relegation.

 

[thegoatsthegoat]

The more I think about it I like the idea of being stuck around the 16th & staying up by stinking the place out with their minus goal dif. I always felt the Pearce years were worse than any relegation.

Good point, their proper fans would probably have a good time going to different grounds. Similar to their recent European trips. Keep them 16th or so and watch them suffer

 

[dadnlad]

I'm feeling just a tad sympathetic for Ruben. He left a successful Portuguese side, they loved the guy, gave us a whipping, and then he turns up at the Swamp and sees what dross he has to work with. Silk purses and sows ears come to mind!

Don't accept a friends request hes been hacked

 

[horlock_was_super]

Here it is :)

I’m either a heartless bastard or my Bert credentials are beyond reproach.

That made me laugh my head off!

Fuck off you soft twat you’ve not walked 10 foot in our shoes hopefully he hasn’t been allowed to breed.

WTFAMu.
CTID.
As you were Blues.

 

[VOOMER]

The more I think about it I like the idea of being stuck around the 16th & staying up by stinking the place out with their minus goal dif. I always felt the Pearce years were worse than any relegation.

If they ever get relegated they would be placed in administration.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Have a listen to poor old Dave, calls in at 19.11 on the clock in the corner, fuckin mard arse

Poor old Dave. I had tears in my eyes too. Haven’t cried laughing as much for ages

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Poor Dave, started going in 74’ and then mentions Denis Law in virtually the same breath … he hasn’t really thought this through has he, bless him? :D

Rags - the gift that keeps on giving!

Cried when he first clapped eyes on Denis then

 

[Vienna_70]

For the Derby..
Anything you can do we can do better
We can do anything better than you
Yes we can-cos you're shite
Yes we can-cos you're shite
Cos you're shite, Cos you're shite, Cos you're shite.!!

Even when they’re shite, they can’t do shite like we did, although the way it’s going, they could yet end up in the third tier