United Thread | 2024/25

[manimanc]

As ten bob got on his appointment……

And all the others.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

You just know that Amorin is going to be the second coming. I can see the wankfest building in the distance. He'll get the full sky arse kissing treatment and be sworn in as the new messiah.
No other manager, fantastic formations, success wherever he's been blah blah fucking blah.

I don’t get the hype and wondered why he was being touted as Pep’s replacement. Only Portuguese manager who came to the Premier League and brought success was Mourinho, and he had just won the champions league with Porto. He inherited a good team when he landed at Chelsea and then got to spend a shit load more to add to it. Whoever gets the rags job has got to move on Ten Hag’s Ajax lite experiment and the previous fuck ups by Solksjaer. It’s an unenviable task and the locals won’t be patient enough to give the new manager time.

 

[Skrastins]

I don’t see Amorin going to the Rags

Why would he turn down Liverpool in the summer, a club that as CL and been consistently challenging for trophies for last 10 years, for then to take the Rag job midway through the season, that as no CL and been in decline for more than 10 years. He might as well stay at Sporting, at least until the summer.

Like most people have all ready said, if City have approached him about being are 1st choice to replace Pep, not a chance in this world he will risk that for job at that tinpot club.

It could be the Rags doing there usual tactics,
They tell the world that they are going for one of the top managers around, and then they say “no, we decided to not go for him”( because he is not the utd way) then they appoint some company yes man, van horse face for example and then the world’s media (sky bcc) tell everyone what fantastic decision it was. lol

it could be that Liverpool refused him the say in the transfers

Utd probably offered him blank cheque and free reign in signing players

 

[heslops barnet]

I don’t get the hype and wondered why he was being touted as Pep’s replacement. Only Portuguese manager who came to the Premier League and brought success was Mourinho, and he had just won the champions league with Porto. He inherited a good team when he landed at Chelsea and then got to spend a shit load more to add to it. Whoever gets the rags job has got to move on Ten Hag’s Ajax lite experiment and the previous fuck ups by Solksjaer. It’s an unenviable task and the locals won’t be patient enough to give the new manager time.

Anyone can see it’ll take at least 4 or 5 seasons to sort out the shit show, rag fans won’t wait that long……we’re Manchester United …..

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Anyone can see it’ll take at least 4 or 5 seasons to sort out the shit show, rag fans won’t wait that long……we’re Manchester United …..

What top player would go there? They don’t guarantee champions league football, there’s already three immediate destinations in the PL that can compete for the league in City, Liverpool and Arsenal. All the players they ended up with in the summer were cast offs from their current clubs.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Anyone can see it’ll take at least 4 or 5 seasons to sort out the shit show, rag fans won’t wait that long……we’re Manchester United …..

They said that 10 years ago lol

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

What top player would go there? They don’t guarantee champions league football, there’s already three immediate destinations in the PL that can compete for the league in City, Liverpool and Arsenal. All the players they ended up with in the summer were cast offs from their current clubs.

They’ll be fine, they’ve got up and coming youth prospect Marcus Rashford, they can “build a team around him”.

 

[manimanc]

 

[cheekybids]

They will find the transfer money from the tax payer and Masters will stick two fingers up to ffp

Edited for you

 

[Vienna_70]

Shouldn’t this be in the Joke Thread?



Oh, of course, it is!