United Thread | 2024/25

[TinFoilHat]

I hope we sick swan the bastards again at theres.

They are ripe for it.

No mercy Pep. Destroy the cunts.

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

 

[foggy1974]

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Is that Pearces' version of the Revie plan

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

crikey!
i wasn't suggesting we buy any of their dross.

when you think back at the disappointment we had to suffer in the past when signing their cast-offs.
fucking hell.

those days are long gone.
the boot's on the other foot.
nearly all our players would get in their team now hahaha.

i'd guess and(rew)y cole was our last one, was he?
(sammy mcilroy was my least favourite out of all the fuckers).

who was the last of our 1st team players to go on to play for them?
peter barnes?

no doubt the stattos will be along to correct my poor memory :)

Sammy Mc is actually a really nice bloke to talk to

 

[Citi-leaks]

1.2 billion in debt yet pass the psr or ffp ?

PSR is based on operational losses of over 150 million over 3 years. Or having to sell Alvarez and Palmer.

Unless they have some sort of land deal at Trafford wharf, up their sleeve, they will have to start selling academy players in the summer.

 

[Blue_Rossy]

The comedy continues at the swamp.

Ipshit prove there's 5 more teams worse than the cunts despite the entertainment last night.

Scum!

Bet the c**ts play out of their skin when they play us. I want revenge badly!

 

[HelloCity]

When did they sign Bruno Fernande's twin?

They didn’t. That’s just a close up.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I hope we sick swan the bastards again at theres.

They are ripe for it.

No mercy Pep. Destroy the cunts.

But without the 1.....

 

[SWPISHOME]

But without the 1.....

I look at that 1 as a positive...

If Fletcher didn't score that 1 goal that day then we wouldn't have scored the 6 goals, The game would have ended 3-0as we were happy to just see the game out at that stage.

Fletcher scored and we actually said "OK let's go kill the fuckers off" and we did it in style.

Fair fucks to Fletcher he got us to move through the gears and twat the cunts.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

But without the 1.....

No 1 and Thera no sick swan

 

[Vienna_70]

Bet the c**ts play out of their skin when they play us. I want revenge badly!

Don’t we all?

 

[nmc]

I was wondering if it was coaching the cricket team as it mentioned Old Trafford?

LCCC and the Rags are both useless right now.

 

[nmc]

£1.5 billion is United debt, not the Glazers or Jims, Anybody wanting to buy United will have to clear the debt because of PSR or FFP rules, The Funny thing is, I think United books are in such a mess and hide so many false accounting and the Sheikh Jassim was not allowed to go through the books and figures

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A few PIK notes sitting in the Cayman Islands too.

 

[nmc]

Manchester United planning post Premier League season matches in Asia

Manchester United are set to play two post-season games in Malaysia and Hong Kong immediately after the Premier League finishes in May.

www.bbc.co.uk

You can be sure Slime Stone will be following United on another freebie whilst the CWC will be ignored.

 

[Grassland Blue]

No 1 and Thera no sick swan

I was in a pub full of rags with my mate that day.
Every time we scored my mocking laugh got louder to a point where (as I found out later) they were on the verge of 'filling me in!
I would not change one thing about that day.
The forthcoming match is a seperate entity however, and n that basis I would prefer a score of x to nil.
2 reasons
1.) I want to keep the sick swan as a very special result, instantly memorable.
2.) I don't want the raggy c*nts to ever, ever score and especially not against City.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Really fancy a 12-0 win for the Hammers tonight :-)

 

[bridgeno1]

Much as it's funny to laugh at United it is fair to say they've been unfairly treated this season. Most of the games they've played have been against teams above them in the table. That's hardly fair.

 

[Franny 1234]

It's not been said for a fair few pages.
RAGS ARE SCUM
and always will be.
THE CITY IS BLUE
and always has been.
MIND THE GAP CTID

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I actually like them



























being near the bottom of the table, the cunts.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I actually like them



























being near the bottom of the table, the cunts.

Deadright.