United Thread | 2024/25

[Blue Til Death]

Alas, the spuds will be spuds and fuck it up, aided and abetted by the officials who won’t want them in the CL ..
Most other seasons they could both have been relegated .. !

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[N1985]

So it's £1400 if the rags win or the true beginning of the rapid demise of those cunts after Spurs beat em.

Never ever thought I'd be in a position where I hope to fucking god I don't win 1400 quid.

 

[PinkFinal]

Spurs will go two up and still find a way to lose I expect

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Cunha will improve them definitely, not sure about Delap but he is an upgrade on that gobby spotty Dutch prick they have upfront atm.

Yes but I would improve them..I've got a bad heart and I can't run

 

[Metal Biker]

Honestly...is there ANY way for both of them to fucking lose?

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Really hoping they lose, in the last minute as well. The final coup de grace to finish them off

Id say it's unlikely.
The last time they lost in the last min to a north London side in a final was May 1979!
Almost exactly 46 years ago ...

" Brady....plays it out to Rix,., long cross to the far post
Baileys missed it !!
SUNDERLAND! 3-2 !!!"

Happy memories.

COYS

 

[BlueFurn]

One fucking job, that’s all you have you rag bastards…just one fucking job.. LOSE.
Make Manchester happy….
Lose you rag bastards.

 

[Groke]

Honestly...is there ANY way for both of them to fucking lose?

One is much less bad than the other to be honest, like having to make a choice between eating piss soaked bread or eating a shit sandwich

 

[N1985]

Where’s one of those Russian drones when you need one

Hopefully over the rag end in about an hour.

 

[69FACUPfinal]

Rags due a win then?

You know it, we know it, I know it.

The Champions League needs all the European greats and is never complete without the inclusion of Manchesterrr Yernitid.

( for the avoidance of doubt that second paragraph is a piss take of the typically prevalent media fanboyz type ludicrous comments).

It flecking does my head in. That fa cup shit show of a hangover performance last season has got those irrelevant no marks back into the CL.

Yes, I know they haven't kicked off yet ( an hour to go) bit I've been saying for weeks that Spursy won't be allowed to win, because the CL needs utd - rinse and repeat ad nauseum according to the knowledgeable media.

What a shite show.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Some sort of dustbin exchange scheme?

Hopefully no bins were hurt.

 

[p.taker]

Tried to come up with a clever ChatGPT-generated promo piece and it just splooged in my face:

Final Thoughts:
This all-English Europa League final promises a thrilling encounter between two storied clubs seeking redemption and European glory. With Champions League qualification and significant financial rewards on the line, both Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur will be eager to seize this opportunity


Tune in to witness a match that could define the future trajectory of these footballing giants.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Don’t think I’ve ever seen odds as low as 100/30 for a red card in a match. Someone knows something…

 

[Blueeye]

Don’t think I’ve ever seen odds as low as 100/30 for a red card in a match. Someone knows something…

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[BlueFurn]

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Spurs… one job-win

 

[Father Paul]

You know it, we know it, I know it.

The Champions League needs all the European greats and is never complete without the inclusion of Manchesterrr Yernitid.

( for the avoidance of doubt that second paragraph is a piss take of the typically prevalent media fanboyz type ludicrous comments).

It flecking does my head in. That fa cup shit show of a hangover performance last season has got those irrelevant no marks back into the CL.

Yes, I know they haven't kicked off yet ( an hour to go) bit I've been saying for weeks that Spursy won't be allowed to win, because the CL needs utd - rinse and repeat ad nauseum according to the knowledgeable media.

What a shite show.

You make what I consider a valid point. But I would expect they will possibly win tonight because Spurs are more shite then they are rather than bias.

 

[Indaparkside]

Cockneys tearing cockneys apart again

 

[stonerblue]

These fuckers get beat tonight and they'll be in a relegation battle next season.