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United Thread | 2024/25
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Prestwich_Blue
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Players are classed as intangible assets and their players pretty well meet the definition of intangible.And of course the players aren't tangible assets. The swamp land is.
Stephen Ireland's pants
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Have I fuck . My neighbours are going to be pissed off with me again when I get home . Chas and Dave for hours last night. Got a red mate who ive been close with for nearly 40 years. Sent me a message at 5.36 this morning on a group chat saying he's leaving and will be back when sad cunts like me Who are obsessed with United get a life .Has anyone stopped laughing yet?
Prestwich_Blue
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We already know that from our move to the Etihad from Maine Road. I don't think many, if any, of the pubs and chippies that were there in 2002 are there now.A mate of mine who runs a hotel and bar in the city centre has messaged today to say how gutted he is, not because he is a United fan, but because a full year of United having no midweek Euro games, and only playing at home every 2 weeks, means that they probably won't make enough money to keep their businesses going, as a large percentage of their regular clientele is from football tourism. Loads of Scandinavian folk who come over on a regular basis. There is a whole industry that survives off the back of football tourism. Pubs, bars, restaurants, hotels, travel companies, taxi drivers, retail etc... This would impact the co op arena as well, as people will book a gig one night and a game the night after.
When you have relied on something for 35 years, and then it is suddenly gone. I bet many businesses are crossing everything that City stay in the CL.
Players are classed as intangible assets and their players pretty well meet the definition of intangible.
Oh what a beautiful sunset.
Stephen Ireland's pants
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I forgot to mention he also said they are STILL the biggest club in the world. A quick Google search said that's Real MadridHave I fuck . My neighbours are going to be pissed off with me again when I get home . Chas and Dave for hours last night. Got a red mate who ive been close with for nearly 40 years. Sent me a message at 5.36 this morning on a group chat saying he's leaving and will be back when sad cunts like me Who are obsessed with United get a life .
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Good to hear that you are doing well. They say laughter is the best medicine. Very gracious of United to provide it.I’m well. Still working my way through this thread. It’s so hilarious, I don’t want to miss any of it.
Yesterday was a good day for me personally and football as a whole.
deano ou812
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Hahahahaha I couldn’t be arsed editing it iPhones,predictive text and typing fast what could go wrongThat sums up the scummy twats. Slaughtering those beautiful giants of the ocean in this day and age. SCUM!
laplandblue
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Socialism is a strange concept, their best mates seem to be struggling with it too.They are the most gullible set of fans in the country, they have the 'socialist' manager who gave them the Glazers, the French egotist who basically took money from the Munich survivors and their families pot and you don't hear a word about that. Completely duped by the likes of Lingard, Pogba and that thick chav Rashford to mention a few, screw them.
You were right though mate, they're blubbering twats at times.Hahahahaha I couldn’t be arsed editing it iPhones,predictive text and typing fast what could go wrong
mind your car Mr?
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Rowdy Alan Gaffa, did they not realise
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Inject the italicised text into my veins!Have I fuck . My neighbours are going to be pissed off with me again when I get home . Chas and Dave for hours last night. Got a red mate who ive been close with for nearly 40 years. Sent me a message at 5.36 this morning on a group chat saying he's leaving and will be back when sad cunts like me Who are obsessed with United get a life .
Fucking soft Arse!!!!
Blueknows
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with that 200m theyd still owe 300m in past transfers to other clubsEven if they did. £200m will only get you 3 top players, so they’ll still have the 8 other shit fuckers playing and will be no better off.
They’re utterly fucked and clueless.
KentBlue
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According to the Mirror the entire team is up for sale...ha, ha ha ha! Until Steve Bruce is back in football no one is going to be buying any of the useless fuckers. No CL football and some players on £300 thousand a week...all this because of a nasty, domineering Glaswegian and his arrogance over a racehorse.
Keep it coming, rags: you foul, deluded, band wagon-jumping, socially inadequate, piss-stained rejects from a shit B movie sci-fi flop from the 70's that probably starred Valerie Leon as an Amazonian girl in a skimpy bikini. You malodorous, retch-inducing bucket of rancid smegma: you pile of tepid excrement freshly manufactured from the diseased bowels of an Iranian leper.
Be gone, all of you.
Keep it coming, rags: you foul, deluded, band wagon-jumping, socially inadequate, piss-stained rejects from a shit B movie sci-fi flop from the 70's that probably starred Valerie Leon as an Amazonian girl in a skimpy bikini. You malodorous, retch-inducing bucket of rancid smegma: you pile of tepid excrement freshly manufactured from the diseased bowels of an Iranian leper.
Be gone, all of you.
Eaststander1
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Lol, that's right grandad, give them a good poking, you dont want any of that rag rubbish loitering near your doorstep!
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Must keep your foot firmly planted on their throat….. no mercy ….. remember they’ve come close to the end in the past and we’ve let them offI hate the scum with every fibre of my being. However, tonight highlights exactly why I hate them that much. Everything about them, show no pity. Rub it in to every red twat you know. Show no mercy. Rub it in at every opportunity. You're shit and we know you are, but you'll never accept it.
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yep need to not take our eye off the ball ahead of Sunday. Am I right in thinking if we lose but Newcastle, Villa and Chelsea all win we'll miss out?
Correct.
meeesh
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Nothing sadder than a fat kid crying.
Unless your eating chips in front of him
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