United Thread | 2024/25

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Just been thinking about their game against villa on Sunday let’s say they are getting beat 3 or 4 nil will the fans hang about for the lap of honour,will they fuck make it so ..
 
KentBlue said:
According to the Mirror the entire team is up for sale...ha, ha ha ha! Until Steve Bruce is back in football no one is going to be buying any of the useless fuckers. No CL football and some players on £300 thousand a week...all this because of a nasty, domineering Glaswegian and his arrogance over a racehorse.

Keep it coming, rags: you foul, deluded, band wagon-jumping, socially inadequate, piss-stained rejects from a shit B movie sci-fi flop from the 70's that probably starred Valerie Leon as an Amazonian girl in a skimpy bikini. You malodorous, retch-inducing bucket of rancid smegma: you pile of tepid excrement freshly manufactured from the diseased bowels of an Iranian leper.

Be gone, all of you.
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Don't be dissing Valerie!1000011037.jpg
 
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KentBlue said:
According to the Mirror the entire team is up for sale...ha, ha ha ha! Until Steve Bruce is back in football no one is going to be buying any of the useless fuckers. No CL football and some players on £300 thousand a week...all this because of a nasty, domineering Glaswegian and his arrogance over a racehorse.

Keep it coming, rags: you foul, deluded, band wagon-jumping, socially inadequate, piss-stained rejects from a shit B movie sci-fi flop from the 70's that probably starred Valerie Leon as an Amazonian girl in a skimpy bikini. You malodorous, retch-inducing bucket of rancid smegma: you pile of tepid excrement freshly manufactured from the diseased bowels of an Iranian leper.

Be gone, all of you.
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Hey!!
You know the rules!
:-)
 
The problem that United and everyone associated with the club have got is that they lack a sense of reality. I've just seen Luke Shaw doing a post-match interview and he said: "We're rock bottom now, and we have to find a way to drag ourselves back and get back to where this club deserves to be."

There is no better indicator of where you deserve to be mate, than the League table and you are 16th. That is where you deserve to be.

This absurd bubble of false reality that they inhabit is detrimental to their own ambitions but they are too locked in now to realise it; they are in the classic frog-in-a-pan scenario.

Hopefully Spurs can get a better outcome than United on Sunday and their new reality then will be 17th!
 
deano ou812 said:
Just been thinking about their game against villa on Sunday let’s say they are getting beat 3 or 4 nil will the fans hang about for the lap of honour,will they fuck make it so ..
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I’m sorely tempted to buy a ticket just to watch the lap of honour. Will be one of life’s great comic moments.
 
BTH said:
The problem that United and everyone associated with the club have got is that they lack a sense of reality. I've just seen Luke Shaw doing a post-match interview and he said: "We're rock bottom now, and we have to find a way to drag ourselves back and get back to where this club deserves to be."

There is no better indicator of where you deserve to be mate, than the League table and you are 16th. That is where you deserve to be.

This absurd bubble of false reality that they inhabit is detrimental to their own ambitions but they are too locked in now to realise it; they are in the classic frog-in-a-pan scenario.

Hopefully Spurs can get a better outcome than United on Sunday and their new reality then will be 17th!
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100% agree - what he should have said is "where this club would like to be"
 
blue b4 the moon said:
Thing is and I like to think I've some idea on football, a good half of their team I'd never heard of until they joined and apart from names I've still no idea who the fuck they are, playing style or even where they got them from.... absolute shite, £100m won't scratch the surface.

Fucking brilliant.
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I've been saying it for a while now: "If you look at the rag's squad and compare it to Leicester's squad there's not a lot in it."

It's amazing how average they've become incrementally over the past decade.

Pundits talk about what it will take to get the rags back to their former glory. I would argue that the filth will never experience glory again and they'll struggle to finish in the top half of the league.

If they think that being out of Europe next season will help them to focus on their league form they're in for a rude awakening.
 
BTH said:
The problem that United and everyone associated with the club have got is that they lack a sense of reality. I've just seen Luke Shaw doing a post-match interview and he said: "We're rock bottom now, and we have to find a way to drag ourselves back and get back to where this club deserves to be."

There is no better indicator of where you deserve to be mate, than the League table and you are 16th. That is where you deserve to be.

This absurd bubble of false reality that they inhabit is detrimental to their own ambitions but they are too locked in now to realise it; they are in the classic frog-in-a-pan scenario.

Hopefully Spurs can get a better outcome than United on Sunday and their new reality then will be 17th!
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He has no understanding of 'rock bottom' either
 
DelToro said:
I’m sorely tempted to buy a ticket just to watch the lap of honour. Will be one of life’s great comic moments.
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Be able to walk in at 3/4 time be careful you don’t get trampled in the exiting stampede of zebras tho
 
BM96 said:
Them getting relegated without him is a myth that is said by rag fans and the media to blow smoke up his arse. They have lost far to many games with him playing every game for that to be true.

Fact is they stayed up with him because their are 3 championship level sides in the league, the rags were never finishing below them with or without him. If the league was the level it was 5-10 years ago they would have been relegated with him.
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Bang on. I was thinking exactly that. He’s overhyped massively. If the raggies got anything near £115m they should snap their hand off. Total myth.
 
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