United Thread | 2024/25

[Gordyola]

Typical of their arrogance, hopefully they never learn

 

[dadnlad]

Very surprised the Saudi takeover comfort blanket stories aren’t doing the rounds today

Give Ashton a chance hes still making up bids for rat face
Plus aligning client journalists

 

[heslops barnet]

He’ll have to be content having cheap digs at City and arse licking the other English teams in Europe. No doubt he’ll be freeloading on the license payers dime on preseason rag tours.

One way ticket to Asia for that **** please BBC

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[ancoats]

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Ratcliffe outlined in March that they owe £272m in outstanding transfer fees, a significant percentage of which - £156m - is due this summer.

 

[Tracking back]

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Ouch!

That didn't age well for the rotting twat.

 

[spiny]

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United seem to have have found their own Peter Swales in Sir Jim. Do continue.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

According to the Mirror the entire team is up for sale...ha, ha ha ha! Until Steve Bruce is back in football no one is going to be buying any of the useless fuckers. No CL football and some players on £300 thousand a week...all this because of a nasty, domineering Glaswegian and his arrogance over a racehorse.

Keep it coming, rags: you foul, deluded, band wagon-jumping, socially inadequate, piss-stained rejects from a shit B movie sci-fi flop from the 70's that probably starred Valerie Leon as an Amazonian girl in a skimpy bikini. You malodorous, retch-inducing bucket of rancid smegma: you pile of tepid excrement freshly manufactured from the diseased bowels of an Iranian leper.

Be gone, all of you.

Leave Valerie Leon out of this. As someone who hit puberty round about 1979, she was a stunner who I had many a good wank about.

Rest of the post is spot on though :)

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Listening to talksport earlier, the 2 Utd supporting hosts bleating on about the reasons they’re in this position.. apparently there’s only been one constant throughout the last 12 years of dross and that’s the Glazers (God love em) and it’s all their fault

Actually, there is one other constant.. their deluded fanbase. Who coronate every new signing as the next Duncan Edwards, who sat and listened to Slur Alex tell them the next guy needed time and then hounded him out within 9 months, who pin hugely unrealistic hope to any youngster who comes through the academy because that’s ‘the United way’ TM and then hound them out, who buy green and gold scarves on their lemming way into the Megastore to funnel more money into the Glazers pockets, who have chosen to ignore course and distance winners like Mourinho who tried to tell them how it is. They live in a 1999 wonderland where the referee blows when he’s told and Giggsy is a loving, family man.

There is another one too. The lingering influence of pisscan.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I doubt these sales fund a decent BBQ

Lol, they'd have to take big losses to move some of that shite on, talk about delusional.

 

[Mike N]

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I’ve just remembered he’s still alive! Brilliant.

 

[jrb]

utd not in Europe next season. Simon Stone is going to be gutted.

No European jollies paid for by the BBC TV licence fee payers.

 

[ysmsa]

Onana - 50m
Cashemiro - 70m (OMG)
Mount - 64m
Hoijland - 77m (OMG)
Anthony - 70m
Sancho - 70m!

£400m ish

They should just stop spending!

Name of that lottery winner who blew a fortune and ended up back on the Bins?

 

[fulabeer]

UNITED
...!!!THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!!!...​

 

[ysmsa]

They've said on Sky Sports that Adidas have hit them with a £10m penalty for failing to qualify for the Champions League in two consecutive seasons.

They'll only have 2 Stripes on their kit next season :-)

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

There is another one too. The lingering influence of pisscan.

He's like a vampire bat — an overweight one, granted — hanging from the rafters of their place.

 

[Blueknows]

No European jollies paid for by the BBC TV licence fee payers.

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I would encourage anyone still paying for it to cancel , its simple just like Simon, best thing I did not paying for their bias shite

 

[JASR]

I’m sorely tempted to buy a ticket just to watch the lap of honour. Will be one of life’s great comic moments.

Shaw & Mount will be injured 1/4 of the way round, Casemiro will need oxygen as he nears the end of the lap, onana will be going the opposite way round, Fernandes will be swan diving in the penalty area - just to squeeze out one more penalty for the season, gazpacho will sit on the advertising hoardings and refuse to move till 20mins after everyone else - in protest, hojlund will wander around looking lost and score a goal having nicked a spare ball from the side of the pitch, everyone will stand and applaud the unveiling of the 2 stars - the food rating

 

[ancoats]

No European jollies paid for by the BBC TV licence fee payers.

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I would piss my pants if Sir Jim told the media no more free tickets and you have to buy a ticket to report on games

 

[Kippax77]

F*ck off you big nosed Rag Shill!

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Propaganda.
They'll fuck him off after the last game (another defeat) just to appease any pre match protests.