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This isn’t funny!
My niece is getting married in 2027 at Rowton Hall in Cheshire and her husband to be works at the scum as a grounds man.

I might end up going from an all day scran to a pork pie and a corn beef butty at the Bishops Blaize!

She needs telling them she can do better than a soon to be unemployed rag groundsman.

Needs to dump the sad sack of shite asap!
 
[emoji599][emoji599][emoji281]| NEW: Manchester United have already lost revenues worth £80m from next season:

- £10m 'Adidas' penalty clause invoked
- £20m cut in Premier League payments
- £30m drop for no European football
- £20m drop in matchday receipts from fewer home games

[@martynziegler]
 
[emoji599][emoji599][emoji281]| NEW: Manchester United have already lost revenues worth £80m from next season:

- £10m 'Adidas' penalty clause invoked
- £20m cut in Premier League payments
- £30m drop for no European football
- £20m drop in matchday receipts from fewer home games

[@martynziegler]
I'd say over 100 million including the wages of the fidget spinner and Rashford who'll they'll be desperate to find another yank owned club to take off their hands.
 
Apologies if it's been mentioned further up the thread, but whilst I was reading laughing about the woes over in Trafford, I came across the staggering statistic that they still owe £313M in outstanding transfer payments to other clubs.

This on top of all of the other calamities means that they won't be shopping for the best this summer.
Somebody on here mentioned that they have to pay close to £150M of that by this summer. Absolutely crazy if true.
 
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As funny as this is .....why would a grown man have a full kit ?

I could probably put together a full kit from various bits and bobs I’ve accumulated to play 5 a side over the years. I think the shorts are from 11/12 so Umbro, definitely have some Nike era socks somewhere and the 125th anniversary top.
 
Just heard on the BBC at hat another 200 redundancies are coming.
as much a I hate the club, that's not good as you can guarantee the vast majority of them won't be earning a wedge, they'll be on pish wages and just getting by. Shite state of affairs.
 
Just been into walkden fish bar. The bloke how works there is a nice bloke but a fucking rag. He said to the bloke in front of me “he’s a blue too” pointing too me. I told him I hadn’t even put my City hat on today as I don’t like kicking somebody while their down and interrupting their 5 stages of grief. I lied, I love it.

He was busy calling Uncle Malc and his boys and Ineos. I was helping call them to obviously. As they were bagging up my fish and chips he started going on about all the money they had wasted on players, naming them 1 by 1. I said I need to stop you there, he looked at me quizzically. I haven’t got the time to stand and listen to all the crap you’ve bought because the fish and chips will go cold and mold will have grown all over them before you name them all. See you after the Villa game next week I’ll wear my Mac and you can cry on my shoulder.
Top Berting............
 
This isn’t funny!
My niece is getting married in 2027 at Rowton Hall in Cheshire and her husband to be works at the scum as a grounds man.

I might end up going from an all day scran to a pork pie and a corn beef butty at the Bishops Blaize!
I hear there's a barbecue going spare.
 
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