bluebanana83
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No stripes.They'll only have 2 Stripes on their kit next season :-)
Not classy like Cruyff to be allowed to have 2.
No stripes.They'll only have 2 Stripes on their kit next season :-)
This isn’t funny!
My niece is getting married in 2027 at Rowton Hall in Cheshire and her husband to be works at the scum as a grounds man.
I might end up going from an all day scran to a pork pie and a corn beef butty at the Bishops Blaize!
I'd say over 100 million including the wages of the fidget spinner and Rashford who'll they'll be desperate to find another yank owned club to take off their hands.[emoji599][emoji599][emoji281]| NEW: Manchester United have already lost revenues worth £80m from next season:
- £10m 'Adidas' penalty clause invoked
- £20m cut in Premier League payments
- £30m drop for no European football
- £20m drop in matchday receipts from fewer home games
[@martynziegler]
Somebody on here mentioned that they have to pay close to £150M of that by this summer. Absolutely crazy if true.Apologies if it's been mentioned further up the thread, but whilst I wasreadinglaughing about the woes over in Trafford, I came across the staggering statistic that they still owe £313M in outstanding transfer payments to other clubs.
This on top of all of the other calamities means that they won't be shopping for the best this summer.
He won't be working for them in 2027!This isn’t funny!
My niece is getting married in 2027 at Rowton Hall in Cheshire and her husband to be works at the scum as a grounds man.
I might end up going from an all day scran to a pork pie and a corn beef butty at the Bishops Blaize!
Whilst the tossers making the decisions continue to take home their over inflated salaries.
The minute it is suggested that some of the big earners should be axed, money is magically found.
Top trolling
the top knot gives it away.....As funny as this is .....why would a grown man have a full kit ?
As funny as this is .....why would a grown man have a full kit ?
Just heard on the BBC at hat another 200 redundancies are coming.
as much a I hate the club, that's not good as you can guarantee the vast majority of them won't be earning a wedge, they'll be on pish wages and just getting by. Shite state of affairs.Just heard on the BBC at hat another 200 redundancies are coming.
the top knot gives it away.....
Top Berting............Just been into walkden fish bar. The bloke how works there is a nice bloke but a fucking rag. He said to the bloke in front of me “he’s a blue too” pointing too me. I told him I hadn’t even put my City hat on today as I don’t like kicking somebody while their down and interrupting their 5 stages of grief. I lied, I love it.
He was busy calling Uncle Malc and his boys and Ineos. I was helping call them to obviously. As they were bagging up my fish and chips he started going on about all the money they had wasted on players, naming them 1 by 1. I said I need to stop you there, he looked at me quizzically. I haven’t got the time to stand and listen to all the crap you’ve bought because the fish and chips will go cold and mold will have grown all over them before you name them all. See you after the Villa game next week I’ll wear my Mac and you can cry on my shoulder.
You can just picture it next season. The guy on the turnstiles having to rush over to the bar to serve some people, then over to the programme stall when the queue there builds up.Surly if you want to save serious money you would look at the high earners not the minions
It's worse than the Liverpool Echo. "Why united being shit is a huge opportunity".View attachment 157487
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I hear there's a barbecue going spare.This isn’t funny!
My niece is getting married in 2027 at Rowton Hall in Cheshire and her husband to be works at the scum as a grounds man.
I might end up going from an all day scran to a pork pie and a corn beef butty at the Bishops Blaize!
Because he's a wanker? ;-)As funny as this is .....why would a grown man have a full kit ?