United Thread | 2025/26

[mexico1970]

He'll be gone after the Liverpool game unless they win. My prediction is at 0 0 they both get a penalty at 90 plus 11mins. And both take it at each end at the same time. There will also be a live stream to Madrid who regardless of if theyre playing or not will also take a penalty at the same time. VAR will just be a video recording of Bonnie Blue getting gangbanged

Puts an all new meaning to the term "Magic sponge".

 

[TinFoilHat]

Who's the modern equivalent of Tommy Doc?

 

[SilverFox2]

They will be glad to put a positive slant on the figures to stop the fans giving them hassle. Remains to be seen if the drop in share value (a real loss) can be sold as a stock exchange risk not a United loss.
As said before turnover is no good if costs exceed that figure.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

They've had record income every time their financials come in for the past 10 years, and they've still be shite for all that time.

 

[Totnes Blue]

Who's the modern equivalent of Tommy Doc?

BFS!

 

[cleavers]

But still spend 200m on players shite

Did you mean ?

 

[Working Man's Blues]

Oh dear £666M the revenue of the beast... yawn

 

[Stoned Rose]

@Prestwich_Blue

Are these cunts on the take?

 

[homerdog]

Oh dear £666M the revenue of the beast... yawn

Red Devils? More like spawn of the devil!

 

[vincent]

Trading down 9%. Is Simon still putting a positive spin on their financials…

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Every person within their worldwide fanbase has gofunded a quid each. Easy!

TLDR £33 million loss

 

[oldhamblue]

He'll be gone after the Liverpool game unless they win. My prediction is at 0 0 they both get a penalty at 90 plus 11mins. And both take it at each end at the same time. There will also be a live stream to Madrid who regardless of if theyre playing or not will also take a penalty at the same time. VAR will just be a video recording of Bonnie Blue getting gangbanged

She was at Rangers at the weekend. People were tweeting "Bonnie Blue at Ibrox and Russell Martin is still the biggest **** in here'

 

[beast]

Oh dear £666M the revenue of the beast... yawn

I fucking wish

 

[Roachy]

That may not be broken till February 2027, when they are toiling in the Championship.

After seeing the mighty blues win the lot, this shower going down now remains one of my greatest desires.

 

[Vienna_70]

Sty radio news putting a positive spin on the losses:

"The rags have managed to cut their losses to £33 million, blah, blah, blah…"

 

[Elbow beards]

Fuck all this glossing over, this is the most important paragraph.

"The long-term debt, which has effectively sat on the club since the Glazers bought it in 2005, remains at $650m, with the exchange rate on 30 June meaning it was £471.9m"

Cunts are nearly half a billion in debt, but we're the cheats. Hmmm.

 

[J.A.M]

Haha how more pathetic can the rags and their propaganda machine (bbc sly) get, surprise surprise, the same week that the elite of Europe start one of the biggest football competition in the world, they put this crap out just to try and stay relevant haha,

The BBC headline is so funny “Man Utd earn more money than ever”

You can almost visualise a rag in the pub saying it, when he releases he can’t win the argument about how shit his team is lol

 

[Gorbachev]

Fuck all this glossing over, this is the most important paragraph.

"The long-term debt, which has effectively sat on the club since the Glazers bought it in 2005, remains at $650m, with the exchange rate on 30 June meaning it was £471.9m"

Cunts are nearly half a billion in debt, but we're the cheats. Hmmm.

Forbes value them at £5.3bn, meaning they have a 8.9% debt-to-equity ratio which is very conservative and hints to them being lightly leveraged.

They have a debt to enterprise value of 8.2% which is low. Many healthy companies run this at around 30%-50% if I am not mistaken.

As long as they retain stable cash flows which they do - revenues are up - they are a financially low risk company in all but effect and if anything they can raise more room for more debt if they wanted.

This is why the Glazers ultimately will never pack this cash cow in.

 

[ancoats]

Fuck all this glossing over, this is the most important paragraph.

"The long-term debt, which has effectively sat on the club since the Glazers bought it in 2005, remains at $650m, with the exchange rate on 30 June meaning it was £471.9m"

Cunts are nearly half a billion in debt, but we're the cheats. Hmmm.

Spot on

That £1 billion is never going away and only grows with the latest spending spree

 

[mad4city]

I know the pisscan has done and said many things to piss us all off over the years, and for many jelly & ice cream will be on the menu when he finally curls his toes up. But, what one thing he did/said boils your piss more than any other?
For me it was when he went to the hotel where the psg team were to give them a pep talk prior to playing us.

Pissed me off at the time. Such a blatant grasp at staying in the limelight.
I've moved on though.
Now, it comes up, yearly, in my Facebook memories.
I like to post the photo of the shithead entering the hotel on a few WhatsApp groups and remind certain people that it's:
"Still the most cringeworthy moment in the history of English football".