United Thread | 2025/26

[Blue Mist]

To all the lurking raggies, 40 points is still achievable.
In fact, with some of the newly promoted teams being shite, you probably need less than 40.

But you got none today.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Pre-Season Optimism 0 - 1 Stokenal

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

They're crying in the Stretford End...
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Could you imagine the spin on City toiling for 90 minutes and getting suckered on a corner? The world would be ending and Pep would need to go.

 

[01282]

That’s like opposite of Merson talking about Kev and sums up Sky’s attitude to both clubs.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

did you notice the boards saying "tickets available for all games"

This cant be true, every pub rag will tell you 'cant get a ticket'.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Is it a bit premature to say.....

"MIND THE GAP< MIND THE GAP MAN UNITED,,,,,,,,


well.... tough if it is!!!

 

[JASR]

did you notice the boards saying "tickets available for all games"

Where was this, any pics? Details?

 

[01282]

The glory days are back...

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I’ve always thought this guy was a bell end but what the fuck is big shirt? Is he saying they’re fat cunts and need xxxxl shirts.

 

[TShed]

I’ve always thought this guy was a bell end but what the fuck is big shirt? Is he saying they’re fat cunts and need xxxxl shirts.

Never mind the quality feel the width

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

I can't get enough of them losing. Just a shame it's as a result of arsenal winning.

Doesn't bother me. Cmon the Arse

 

[blue b4 the moon]

apples oranges

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Awwww

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Burnley at home in a fortnight. That's pretty much a gimme, even for them.



Er; I meant the rags, not Burnley!

Early doors relegation battle....

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

they lost half of their home games last season and drew three

And yet some of their fans still don't get it. Bournemouth played superb football till Liverpool overwhelmed them in injury time. United look like a lower-league team. Literally hoofing the ball up the field. They play very few one touch passes because they are not technically good enough. It is utterly absurd how they are reported in the media. But so many of their supporters seem to have forgotten what good football looks like. Cheering as the ball is hammered into the box towards Maguire is just embarrassing. Even newly-promoted teams have a recognisable pattern of play.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Couldn't find a they're shite one,,,but this will do.

 

[Blue Hefner]

And yet some of their fans still don't get it. Bournemouth played superb football till Liverpool overwhelmed them in injury time. United look like a lower-league team. Literally hoofing the ball up the field. They play very few one touch passes because they are not technically good enough. It is utterly absurd how they are reported in the media. But so many of their supporters seem to have forgotten what good football looks like. Cheering as the ball is hammered into the box towards Maguire is just embarrassing. Even newly-promoted teams have a recognisable pattern of play.

I’m glad it’s not just me who saw it like that

According to Goldbridge all they need is Baleba - every midtable team could do with a 100 million pound player. Just silly

They live in cloud cuckoo land

 

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

I’m glad it’s not just me who saw it like that

According to Goldbridge all they need is Baleba - every midtable team could do with a 100 million pound player. Just silly

They live in cloud cuckoo land

It is as if they are trapped in the past. I thought Amorim was a progressive Manager. It looks like they have recruited anoher dud. It was a terrible display by Arsenal who played with fear which is why they have failed in recent seasons. I think Liverpool and City will lead the way this season scoring loads of goals, like it was in 2019.

 

[jimharri]

... Couldn't find a they're shite one,,,but this will do.

Here you go.....






Or maybe you prefer...

 

[remember arthur mann]

apples oranges

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WTF as the rag shite getting tonked got to do with City FFS !

 

[JASR]

Off topic but it reminded me of
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