United Thread | 2025/26

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With rags being out of Europe, out of the League Cup and zero chance of winning the league, they now have only one cup still to play for.

Worth repeating ... it's still August, the season has only just kicked off, and the rags are playing the next 10 months with one remaining chance of silverware.

Fookin' love it.
They’ll be given all the help they need in said competition though.
 
What sort of manager can't even watch his team take penalties in a shoot-out? Real leadership qualities!
The type of manager that desperately needs a goalkeeper, so decides to send £200m on Wolves, Brentford and Leipzig players, because they wont be ripped off like we were for Trafford!

A rag mate of mine earlier said, that they should get Ederson for £10m! I reminded him that he has played europen football every season ever since he signed for Benfica, hates the rag twats and they havn't got £10m left because they voted for PSR thinking it would stop City spending!

Scot Carson is available!
 
They will though
They only blame them for not spending a penny when they loose.

Its ok when they spend £200m on players and the fans pretend that they know who they are, and will be perfect for united.

They loved bragging to City fans about the £50m up grade to their Training Ground, and still tell themselves that we will be back at Platt Lane soon! Our Ladies training complex cost more than their new state of the art complex!

They are fucked, but can't understand why, so revert to cheats now!
 
They have spent the summer telling themselves that United are back and laughing at Jack Grelish and comparing his stat's, rather than his trophy count:

They don't see the irony that Jack left on good terms and will flourish at Everton and play in the world cup. They have 3 united academy players (Rashford, Sancho & Garnacho) that openly slag them and they can only off load one!
 
They have spent the summer telling themselves that United are back and laughing at Jack Grelish and comparing his stat's, rather than his trophy count:

They don't see the irony that Jack left on good terms and will flourish at Everton and play in the world cup. They have 3 united academy players (Rashford, Sancho & Garnacho) that openly slag them and they can only off load one!
Jaded was at City’s Academy, not the rags'.
 
Sounds like he's had enough



He's sounded like he wants to get the sack for ages now.

7 premier league wins since he took over. An absolutely awful record. Ten Hag doesn't look too bad now does he? A couple of trophies and some European qualifications. They'd love that right now.
 
Every decision that club makes pulls them deeper into the soft stuff.
It's extraordinary to watch.
I wished misery on them, I just didn't think it would actually be this spectacular.
The only bucket list item I have left regarding that club, is for City to win the league as they are relegated..... could it happen? :)
 
Cue all the Man Utd fans claiming they had no interest in the Carabao cup. It's not even the end of August and already they only have two competitions left to compete in with no chance of challenging for the Premier league title
A place in Europe is the target and I don't mean an apartment.

I know that 'cup' will most probably be also done before the clocks go back/forward in October.
 

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