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For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.
One more to add was Halifax beating us 1-0 in the FA cup in 1980, that hurt!!
 
No that cockney shit head, can't remember his name............hold on.........is it Goldstein? Talks shite about them constantly
Goldstein works for mutv so can’t say much
But he is deluded most of the time, typical southern rag.
 
For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.
What a fucking brilliant post.

Chapeau, Sir!
 
To their credit; it’s amazing cautionary tale.
I think it’ll be studied in business management courses in the future
“The demise of Manchester United”
Reminded me of John Cleeses “ meetings bloody meetings” management videos

Could do a “managers bloody managers”

This is all getting very silly …. And now for something completely different
 
We should sing a slightly amended version of the "Mourinho are you listening..." song we used when he was at the rags.

"Amorim, are you listening,
To the somg that we're singing.
You're for the high-jump
You Portuguese lump..."
Or: Amorim are you listening,
To the song we are singing,
It was always a punt,
To employ the c***,
Now he’s gonna take the raggies doooooown.
 
Those of us who know a few should set up an 'Adopt A Rag' scheme, like the ones where you "adopt" an African child. But instead of supporting them through school or whatever, you get the chance to hurl abuse at them. You'd pay £5 a month for that wouldn't you?
Put me down for 2
 
For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.
A like is just not enough for this post
 
For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.
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I'm curious to know why Amorim seems to be freezing Mainoo out.

Don't get me wrong, Mainoo is hugely overhyped and overrated as per all united "wonder kids" but it seems a bit odd that Amorim isn't apparently willing to give him a chance.
 
I'm curious to know why Amorim seems to be freezing Mainoo out.

Don't get me wrong, Mainoo is hugely overhyped and overrated as per all united "wonder kids" but it seems a bit odd that Amorim isn't apparently willing to give him a chance.

Amorim will only play 3421, which means they have to have a midfield 2.

One of the 2 has to be Fernandes.

Mainoo doesn’t fit next to him, he’s not defensive enough, more box to box.

So Ugarte or Casemiro have to play instead of Mainoo.
 

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