United Thread | 2025/26

[KentBlue]

Amorin wont be in charge for the Brighton game IMO

You're optimistic. He might make Sunderland, at a push.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Who the fuck is sesco and why did they pay 75m for him?

 

[Blueknows]

I've been asked by the supervisor at work half joking "can I stop mocking, abusing the utd fans" all 4 of them ducked work yesterday.
Soft arses

kinell Id have been unemployed for 30 years if Id of had that attitude , as you say the soft cunts , give it out but cant handle it now

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Who the fuck is sesco and why did they pay 75m for him?

Because they are complete wankers?

 

[DiscoSteve]

Remember when they all celebrated taking Berrarda and co from us. Yeah they’ve really hit the ground running lads. Silly twats

Ah Project 150... Omar's grand plan to win the Premier League in 2028 - surely that should now be recast as hang on in the Premier League until 2028?

 

[Nevizade]

That stadium is never getting built... well as rendered anyway - it just too overcomplicated and not at all suited to Manchester weather.

What's that got to do with it?

 

[KS55]

Their celebration of their transfer window as something only they could do in their position. They’ve spent upwards of £200 plus million on Premier League jobbers and a striker that looks worse than the person he was replacing in Hoijland. Not to mention signing a keeper from a league that is worse standard than the championship.

I heard some idiot rag in the beer garden before the season started that they could compete for the league with their new signings. I nearly spat my pint out in disbelief.

They get rid of Amorim and the circle of mediocrity keeps going. They’ve already got Sancho, Hoijland and Rashford out on loan, a new manager comes in and he will have to completely rebuild the squad and take a wrecking ball to it. Trouble is who would want the players they have? They only have one good player in Fernandes and he’s the wrong side of his career age wise. It’s death by a thousand cuts and will take another billion to fix, trouble is they need probably another three billion to build their stadium on top of what ever the council pays to move that freight terminal. They are in a right spot of bother.

And so say all of us!

 

[noseve]

Who the fuck is sesco and why did they pay 75m for him?

Maybe George Weah tipped them the wink?

 

[KS55]

Could someone do a Monday Night Football tactical analysis of the defensive shape of them here?

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“Yours”

 

[noseve]

Chelsea will beat them
Draw at Brentford
Win vs Sunderland
Hammered at Anfield
Dicked by Brighton
Win at Forest

Amorin wont be in charge for the Brighton game IMO

They're just stringing it out until Rangers pull the plug on Martin, then...

"Resurgent Reds swoop for Guardiola mentor Russell Martin!"

Pleeez let it be so

 

[surprisedbygrass]

But but but according to the stats they’ve massively improved this season. It’s almost like people have eyes and can see what’s in front of them? Just looking at stats in face value doesn’t always show the bigger picture. They are fucking rubbish

This .Every season there are talented teams grubbing around the relegation zone whose managers say they are better than the results indicate . We all know the spiel. It's a last ditch attempt to keep the spirits up like the band playing ragtime on the deck of the Titanic . Once the belief has gone and especially when the manager calls out players in public , the team has gone .

 

[Centurions]

Who the fuck is sesco and why did they pay 75m for him?

He's the upgrade on the Haaland wannabe that they paid £72m for. That sounds like a joke but the fact that it's factually accurate makes it even more hilarious.

 

[Gazza]

He's the upgrade on the Haaland wannabe that they paid £72m for. That sounds like a joke but the fact that it's factually accurate makes it even more hilarious.

So that's who they've bought.

 

[Vienna_70]

Imagine if they were relegated.

It would literally be the most glorious thing in the history of anything ever.

Nothing will beat 1974, and the Lawman’s back heel.

Except everything that City win, of course.

 

[bluemonkey71]

L, L then sacked. Rooney in charge for the Sunderland game.He gets sacked after beating Sunderland and getting hammered 9-0 by the Scousers. Giggs in charge by the Brighton game.

 

[Gazza]

L, L then sacked. Rooney in charge for the Sunderland game.He gets sacked after beating Sunderland and getting hammered 9-0 by the Scousers. Giggs in charge by the Brighton game.

Giving it to Giggsy til the end of the season?

 

[Vienna_70]

I've been asked by the supervisor at work half joking "can I stop mocking, abusing the utd fans" all 4 of them ducked work yesterday.
Soft arses

I can’t ever imagine doing that, even if City were humiliated, either by the rags or a lower league side in a cup game.

 

[Vienna_70]

Who the fuck is sesco and why did they pay 75m for him?

If Højlund is/was the 2020s version of Gary Birtles, is Sespit the modern day equivalent of Peter Davenport?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I've been asked by the supervisor at work half joking "can I stop mocking, abusing the utd fans" all 4 of them ducked work yesterday.
Soft arses

If I was your supervisor all four of them would be getting Disciplinaries the soft twats

 

[horlock_was_super]

Fuck that! It's your duty to turn up the heat and fry the wankers.

I've been asked by the supervisor at work half joking "can I stop mocking, abusing the utd fans" all 4 of them ducked work yesterday.
Soft arses

Do you work in a chippy?

If so, is there a bike that's been left outside?