United Thread | 2025/26

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I watched Amorim's post-match press conference and the 2nd question is a great and obvious question...

"You've been here for 31 games, and you've won 8 games. At some stage you are going to need to accept that the way you set up your team is not working."

Amorim responds by saying "there are a lot of things that have happened in these months that you do not know about".

What is he referring to? Utd buying players he didn't want, or arguments with the players? Unfortunately the journalists don't realise what he has just said and ask their pre-prepared questions. This is never teased out.

IMO Man Utd are playing better than last season. They had a lot of possession vs City. They have some big problems though, and it's not clear to me how Amorim can overcome this:

1) Sesko was awful. Going home on the bus, I was listening to blues arguing over Sesko. One had to be shown the team sheet to prove that Sesko was playing. OK, this was his first game but what does he have in his game that would frighten you? I can't see anything. He's not quick. Nor is he a great threat in the air. It's perhaps very harsh to judge him on 1 game, but that was a poor individual performance.

2) The goalkeeper is an issue that is potentially going to cause them huge problems. At some point soon you would think Lammens is going to come in. If he struggles, which is quite likely given his age and experience, then Man Utd have a huge problem. They should have brought in Martinez. If he makes a mistake, then so what, you know he is a good keeper. If Lammens makes a mistake, he will come under huge pressure.

It's clear that Amorim might be fired if they fail to win in their next 2 games:

Chelsea (H)
Brentford (A)

Then Man Utd's board will see that CL is impossible and they will face a fundamental question: Does this manager display the qualities that we want. Do we believe in him?

In my opinion the job is too big for him and he says stupid things in his press conferences. Press conferences are not the most important part of a manager's job but they give you a window on their emotional and mental state. He says a lot of stupid things. In this press conference, when faced with a difficult question, he cracked but the media were not sharp enough to follow up on his answer ("there are lots of things that have happened in these months that you do not know about").
It's the midfield that is his problem.

Ratboy didn't track Foden for the first goal, Ugarte hilariously out of position for the second, and the 3rd goal came because they'd vacated the space in midfield and their defenders had to push up to close the gap, which left them open in behind.

They need to play 3 in midfield. I'm not a manager, but I would put Masroui in there as the holding midfielder. If your center half is having to close gaps in midfield, you've got a big problem.
 
'Is Amorim's 3-4-2-1 doomed at the shit pit?' Asks Sly Sports. No! Absolutely not...it's working brilliantly. It's not his tactics, Sly. Honestly it's not. He just needs another transfer market to open and spend perhaps £500 million on some new (well, newish) players: Carlton Palmer, Kevin Davies, maybe Le-Tiss and Robbie Keane - they're available, I believe.
You're real problem, Mr Sly, is that you have little faith in Amorim. Why? For all these years you have done nothing but perform fellatio on anyone who takes over at the swamp. Remember your screams of orgiastic delight when Van Gaal turned up? Remember how you told the world "Be aware, this man is about to make sure they (I'm not going to fucking mention their name) will be back at the top of the tree. This club don't do 2nd best!" Remember that?
What you have to do, Mr Sly, is put your considerable weight behind our campaign to keep Amorim at the swamp, for years and years and years - or until the bastards are declared bankrupt and ran out of town, for good.
 
Their next 6:
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(Ignore the times, just realised I had my VPN on).

I reckon they might have 10 points at the end of this run, averaging a point a game, if they don't beat Sunderland they're in trouble.
 
Their next 6:
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I reckon they might have 10 points at the end of this run, averaging a point a game, if they don't beat Sunderland they're in trouble.
Maximum 9 points surely, DDWLWD, even if they get PGMOL assistance. I think they will get at least 5 though.

Going to be long periods of suffering without European or League Cup distractions if this set of games goes badly.
 
What would be funny is if they got absolutely zero points out of those upcoming 6 games. They are that shit it’s more than possible.
If they don't get, I don't even know, 4? 6?, out of the next three he'll be gone in the next international break and they have a squad that surely someone can set up to be chasing a conference league place.
 
It's the midfield that is his problem.

Ratboy didn't track Foden for the first goal, Ugarte hilariously out of position for the second, and the 3rd goal came because they'd vacated the space in midfield and their defenders had to push up to close the gap, which left them open in behind.

They need to play 3 in midfield. I'm not a manager, but I would put Masroui in there as the holding midfielder. If your center half is having to close gaps in midfield, you've got a big problem.
It's more than the midfield. See Sesko and their goalkeepers.
 
If they don't get, I don't even know, 4? 6?, out of the next three he'll be gone in the next international break and they have a squad that surely someone can set up to be chasing a conference league place.
The thing is, and it’s a funny thing, is that nobody of any kind of serious reputation would want to go near it. The managers they attract are there knowing full well it’s win-win. Have a crack, if it fails walk off with multi millions in the bank and go to another club.

It’s how it will be for some time to come.
 
Could someone do a Monday Night Football tactical analysis of the defensive shape of them here?

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I suppose with them being 2 down at that point and taking risks that there's a bit of mitigation but that's still downright hilarious! I'd be interested to see where they were positioned when Reijnders nearly scored a carbon copy a bit later
 
It's more than the midfield. See Sesko and their goalkeepers.
He's made an issue out of the formation. Pundits all saying he doesn't have the players for it.

1 his approach is an issue. There comes a point where you have to accept its not working and he's gone to far beyond that. It's the stick he will get beaten with.

2 It's not just the players don't fit a back 3. There just not very good. There is no spine to that team. Maguire isn't great but I'd be playing him. At least he has some presence.

3 The club has a toxic culture. Shit players getting overpaid. I would have gone back to basics this summer. Brought in 5 or 6 players on much lower wages and then told the whole squad everyone's spot is at risk. Say to the new lads that if they break in then there is a big pay rise available. Shake it up a bit.
 
It's more than the midfield. See Sesko and their goalkeepers.

Bruno is the issue but they made him captain and can't really drop him. They should have sold him and replaced with a proper 8 not using him as he's a 10. He's lazy and doesnt track runners, Ugarte is cack aswell. If they played Mainoo and the overpaid Casemeiro they would be more solid but that's not going to happen.If he sticks with Bruno and that formation he's toast. A new goalkeeper should have been the first new player through the door aswell.

anyway fuck em. Hopefully they get relegated.
 
Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."


This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?
Sound like the executives justifying their decision to appointment him to their owners

Hes a dead man walking being saved by a number of factors
He was INEOS' appointment
Going to cost to sack him
They haven't got a replacement
A few games before the next international farce
 
Their celebration of their transfer window as something only they could do in their position. They’ve spent upwards of £200 plus million on Premier League jobbers and a striker that looks worse than the person he was replacing in Hoijland. Not to mention signing a keeper from a league that is worse standard than the championship.

I heard some idiot rag in the beer garden before the season started that they could compete for the league with their new signings. I nearly spat my pint out in disbelief.

They get rid of Amorim and the circle of mediocrity keeps going. They’ve already got Sancho, Hoijland and Rashford out on loan, a new manager comes in and he will have to completely rebuild the squad and take a wrecking ball to it. Trouble is who would want the players they have? They only have one good player in Fernandes and he’s the wrong side of his career age wise. It’s death by a thousand cuts and will take another billion to fix, trouble is they need probably another three billion to build their stadium on top of what ever the council pays to move that freight terminal. They are in a right spot of bother.
That stadium is never getting built... well as rendered anyway - it just too overcomplicated and not at all suited to Manchester weather.
 
But but but according to the stats they’ve massively improved this season. It’s almost like people have eyes and can see what’s in front of them? Just looking at stats in face value doesn’t always show the bigger picture. They are fucking rubbish
 
Their next 6:
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I reckon they might have 10 points at the end of this run, averaging a point a game, if they don't beat Sunderland they're in trouble.
Chelsea will beat them
Draw at Brentford
Win vs Sunderland
Hammered at Anfield
Dicked by Brighton
Win at Forest

Amorin wont be in charge for the Brighton game IMO
 

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