United Thread | 2025/26

[TinFoilHat]

Ex rag gonna ex rag.

At least change your account before complimenting yourself.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

I'm amazed at the negativity about United. We've obviously forgotten that this is the team that pushed Gromsby all the way in a long penalty shoot out before losing. A corner turned.

 

[jacko74]

Thats part of the reason i hate them so much, the fact that they arent relevant yet they are continually shoved in our faces by every media outlet in a pathetic attempt to make them relevant.

Plus the fact that the club, the players and the fans are even now despite a decade of abject failure still just as sneeringly arrogant, pompous and conceited as they were when they were successful.

 

[Vienna_70]

I hated them when I was in the womb

I hated them when the planet was in a gaseous form, prior to the first ice age.

It’s like Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen sketch in here.

 

[Vienna_70]

But but but Citeh didn’t relegate Utd in 74 , at 3 o’clock they were in division one at 4.50 they’d been beaten off City and were in division 2 , so no matter if everything went their way it made no difference …

It’s a great way to wind up rags, though.

 

[Grassland Blue]

It’s like Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen sketch in here.

No it isn't.......

 

[journolud]

It’s like Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen sketch in here.

The Dead Parrot sketch would be pretty fitting for the rags

 

[mancboy]

The Dead Parrot sketch would be pretty fitting for the rags

Or the ministry of silly walks

 

[calumdown]

i like them.

they make me laugh,
and that's a healthy thing.

 

[northendenton]

The planet was never in gaseous form.

Little quips and ad libs really don't need to be dissected Marvin

 

[Protein Junkie]

They'll have their work cut out converting him to a centre half!

I don’t know about that. An angle grinder and a couple of chisels might wing it though.

 

[calumdown]

Little quips and ad libs really don't need to be dissected Marvin

quite right.

in a parallel universe somewhere there is an earth that was once in gaseous form and its modern day city fans laugh at the rags just as much as we do.

dunno what language they speak but it won't be too much of a stretch to work when they are saying fuck' em!

 

[Radcliffe 1309]

But but but Citeh didn’t relegate Utd in 74 , at 3 o’clock they were in division one at 4.50 they’d been beaten off City and were in division 2 , so no matter if everything went their way it made no difference …

Very little communication in those days, I was there behind the goals when Denis done it.
I can tell you the rags around me had no idea of the other scores and for those few minutes after we took the lead it was City that put the fuckers down....hence the pitch invasion, mard twats !!

 

[Blueknows]

Rags have surveyed match going fans about playing music pre and post match.....
Furthermore, no music will be played after a draw or a defeat, but glory glory man u***** will be played after wins. ...so no music post match then

 

[Vienna_70]

Rags have surveyed match going fans about playing music pre and post match.....
Furthermore, no music will be played after a draw or a defeat, but glory glory man u***** will be played after wins. ...so no music post match then

The Pope has his own lyrics.

And there hasn’t been much glory at the swamp for more than a decade.

 

[Blue Mist]

El Plastico on Sunday.....I must find somewhere to watch paint dry.

Oh you bastard.
You are deliberately taking the piss out of @blue b4 the moon
That's not fair. Poor lad has got better things to do on a Sunday.*


*so he tells us, I'm not so sure

Yes I know what I did :-)

 

[deegee33]

I hated them when I was in the womb

Good parenting

 

[Vienna_70]

Oh you bastard.
You are deliberately taking the piss out of @blue b4 the moon
That's not fair. Poor lad has got better things to do on a Sunday.*


*so he tells us, I'm not so sure

I definitely have something better to do than watch the Ryanair derby.

There are some new weeds in my garden, and they’re growing very slowly. I have to keep an eye on them.

 

[Kinkybyname]

I definitely have something better to do than watch the Ryanair derby.

There are some new weeds in my garden, and they’re growing very slowly. I have to keep an eye on them.

dogs' anal glands need expressing, veterinary nurse normally does this... but given the PL prospect, it is growing more appealing by the hour

 

[Blumooniac]

What a prick Sancho is. Thick as mince. Lol.