United Thread | 2025/26

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Bunch of twats of course but the Canadian Rag on 2 mins 16 tells us why (at 1-0 up v Forest) the rags are going to win the league…..

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Five live discussion of the wrong decision to award a corner v Forest from which United scored. Andros Townsend thinks it was a corner because the part of the ball that was touching the grass was over the line. That's how goal line technology works he thinks. Rory Smith reckons it was "morally a corner". Fuck wits.

Only Shay Given correctly understood the laws of the game and why it was not a corner.

If it was between the sticks would it have been a goal? The answer is no and therefore it cannot be a corner.

 

[mancboy]

Five live discussion of the wrong decision to award a corner v Forest from which United scored. Andros Townsend thinks it was a corner because the part of the ball that was touching the grass was over the line. That's how goal line technology works he thinks. Rory Smith reckons it was "morally a corner". Fuck wits.

Only Shay Given correctly understood the laws of the game and why it was not a corner.

Did he think morally the rags should have given back their first goal against the dippers because it was morally wrong that they scored while a dipper was down with a head injury?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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It may be true but for it to happen Sesko needs to move to a team that plays football.

 

[Craig]

Five live discussion of the wrong decision to award a corner v Forest from which United scored. Andros Townsend thinks it was a corner because the part of the ball that was touching the grass was over the line. That's how goal line technology works he thinks. Rory Smith reckons it was "morally a corner". Fuck wits.

Only Shay Given correctly understood the laws of the game and why it was not a corner.

It obviously wasn’t a corner but can understand the linesman giving it. The amount of fucking moaning from managers gets worse by the week.

 

[remember arthur mann]

It obviously wasn’t a corner but can understand the linesman giving it. The amount of fucking moaning from managers gets worse by the week.

Moanarim.

 

[Akira]

Bunch of twats of course but the Canadian Rag on 2 mins 16 tells us why (at 1-0 up v Forest) the rags are going to win the league…..

"The Casual fan" is an apt name, because he clearly hasn't been paying attention to football in the last decade. "Casimero" is the best player in the league apparently. Probably still thinks United is a juggernaut in English football.

 

[give it to gordon]

Bunch of twats of course but the Canadian Rag on 2 mins 16 tells us why (at 1-0 up v Forest) the rags are going to win the league…..

Think Canadians should stick to ice hockey

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

It may be true but for it to happen Sesko needs to move to a team that plays football.

When Haaland was Sesko’s current age he was scoring 52 goals and winning the treble. He had already destroyed the Bundesliga.

 

[Blue Mist]

Think Canadians should stick to ice hockey

And clubbing seals.

Never forget clubbing seals.

 

[Gazza]

It obviously wasn’t a corner but can understand the linesman giving it. The amount of fucking moaning from managers gets worse by the week.

Deflection from their ineptitude.

 

[Vienna_70]

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I posted this on 11th September:

United Thread | 2025/26

A nickname for the rags' new "star" striker - Sespit? I prefer Tesco - where he will be spending his Wednesday nights instead of the champions league

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

 

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

Imagine turning up for your Knighthood wearing a badly measured suit (state of that upper arm) supposedly cobbled together by your trouty wife in the back bedroom, whilst choosing to dye your whiskers darker than they were in the first place.

Arise! And fuck off while you are at it.

 

[Vienna_70]

Imagine turning up for your Knighthood wearing a badly measured suit (state of that upper arm) supposedly cobbled together by your trouty wife in the back bedroom, whilst choosing to dye your whiskers darker than they were in the first place.

Arise! And fuck off while you are at it.

And his accompanying stick insert couldn’t even smile for that photo!

 

[dadnlad]

And his accompanying stick insert couldn’t even smile for that photo!

she i guess thinks should get one for boot licking

 

[Vienna_70]

she i guess thinks should get one for boot licking

Or maybe she’s thinking about Nicky Weaver.

Allegedly.

 

[KS55]

“It’s not something I could ever have imagined” said Beckham, “But the PR campaign team did a great job.” (Ok, I’ve made a bit up at the end there.)

 

[KS55]

she i guess thinks should get one for boot licking

Well, someone has to do it and the apprentices are not allowed to these days.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Imagine turning up for your Knighthood wearing a badly measured suit (state of that upper arm) supposedly cobbled together by your trouty wife in the back bedroom, whilst choosing to dye your whiskers darker than they were in the first place.

Arise! And fuck off while you are at it.

Knighted for services to himself. The ultimate narcissist.
Distasteful the way he campaigned and begged for this. Transparent.

 

[KentBlue]

Arguably the most over-hyped player from a football club that has churned out more over-hyped players than any other club since the dawn of time.