United Thread | 2025/26

[surprisedbygrass]

I think Ferguson secretly enjoys it. Means no manager can touch his legacy, and he’ll remain their greatest ever.

Unless Pep stays as long as he did . Imagine that !

 

[borassic]

Yeah but they beat Arsenal 1-1! Booooooo

Edit just realised the Arsenal game was 0-1 hahaha fuckin Neville

 

[pauls]

£85m ?? Fuck off he can barely control the ball, is there a worse striker in the league
The Tarquins and dippers took a look at him
And realised he’s shite but no not the rags
They never ever learn.

Tarquins cant talk with Gyokeres,bet Newcastle are pissing themselves.

 

[Bollo]

oh dear how sad just seen the sore from last night

I’d get that looked at.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Sesko must be the only player in the world who is a downgrade on Hojlund

 

[pauls]

Love it, they are terrible

Massively unbalanced squad and awful manager

They never learn, million miles away from challenging

Nah. They were missing "purring" Mason Mount last night !

 

[JASR]

There is literally no-one in their squad yesterday that you’d want at City, other than (some say) Fernandes.

But in reality (for the some) we’d not be signing a 31 year old playmaker ever anyway.

The only reason would be to replicate the typical United tactic of the 90’s/00’s - sign the best players from your rivals, to weaken them - berbatov, cantona, tevez, wio, vds, carrick et al

 

[dadnlad]

Tarquins cant talk with Gyokeres,bet Newcastle are pissing themselves.

newcastle nearly paid fortune for strand larsen just for wolves to say no

 

[Blue Til Death]

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He certainly does .

 

[Bantamgaz]

The poorest …

Untill the season is over bud and should they beat Derbys points tally there will be a hug spin on it

 

[Bantamgaz]

Love it, they are terrible

Massively unbalanced squad and awful manager

They never learn, million miles away from challenging

We all know that pity the rag cheer boys cannot see it :( fook me they beat piss poor Wolves 4-1 and fluked a 4-4 draw with an out of form Bournemouth .............but hey Neville and co tried to spin it despite them conceding 5 goals .............fook me and sometimes you sit there and cannot believe the shit they come out with.

Sad thing is they get paid millions for being Rag gobshites

 

[city5189]

There that shit I don't even text my rag mates anymore after yet another shit result.
They really are a mid table club at the minute and for the money spent in the last ten years it's shocking how bad they are.
And long may it continue the rag cunts.

 

[dadnlad]

There that shit I don't even text my rag mates anymore after yet another shit result.
They really are a mid table club at the minute and for the money spent in the last ten years it's shocking how bad they are.
And long may it continue the rag cunts.

it hurts them more when dont hear from you. they'll have list of excuses to throw at you now silence greets them

 

[Harvster]

If you want a good laugh (inc. match HL's)...

To be fair to the Forest fan, it was quite funny when he was bemoaning the fact that the rags can’t even beat a team at home who, midway through the season, had less points than a triangle

 

[abu13]

I do find it strange the lack of talk around Sesko, he has done the square root if fuck all but hasnt had anywhere nesr the grief they gave Hojland.

 

[carlosthejackal]

There that shit I don't even text my rag mates anymore after yet another shit result.
They really are a mid table club at the minute and for the money spent in the last ten years it's shocking how bad they are.
And long may it continue the rag cunts.

Just smile when I see my rag mates , they know deep down how woeful they are .

 

[Coljj]

To be fair to the Forest fan, it was quite funny when he was bemoaning the fact that the rags can’t even beat a team at home who, midway through the season, had less points than a triangle

Looked like he was making the illuminati sign too. I also enjoyed the realisation that "DOR-GUUUU !!!..." was actually offside.

 

[Bantamgaz]

New spin alert !!!!

Neville aint bothered about United winning things he wants to be entertained :)

 

[Blueknows]

I do find it strange the lack of talk around Sesko, he has done the square root if fuck all but hasnt had anywhere nesr the grief they gave Hojland.

Spent over 200 m on 3 attacking players cunha , sesko and mbuemo = 12 goals between them

 

[ancoats]

United have to find £200million to pay other clubs for their ex-players in the next 6 months
What a wonderful world we are in right now. United are in so much shit on and off the field that it makes Sheffield Wednesday's troubles look good.