United Thread | 2025/26

[Djibrilshairdo]

Put to bed in the domestic cups by Grimsby and Brighton reserves.

 

[heslops barnet]

Right Pep. Here we are once again with our boot crushing these cunts windpipe! Pretty please next week in your press conference do not big them up telling us how fantastic they are! Do not give the a sniff in that game go out there and demoralise and embarrass the shit stains!

Always bigs up the opposition……..one of his worse ‘faults’

 

[discopop]

Listening to Talkshite now and serial winner Alan Pardew banging on about Manchester United need to bring in the best manager out there, just because its Manchester United ain't it.
Callers phoning in with Fergie did this and Fergie did that, he didn't have social media and didn't have tactic boards like Guardiola, with little chuckles of agreement from Pardew. Keep it up raggies because you're still stuck in the past and have learnt nothing these last 13 years.

 

[Jimmieblue]

Sitting cocktail bar at Playa Mogan Cordial Hotel. Just seen United result. Trying to be humble and not gloat, but it’s very difficult. I tend to think they deserve everything they are getting.

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

and they had empty seats..........

 

[asahartford1]

Lacey looks like he'll suit them down to the ground
Little ****

He has got more coverage for nunited youth than all 7 combined for City yesterday

 

[Gordyola]

Ah well at least they’ve got a new jizzy jazz or whatever his name was in that little orange face twat umpa lumpa Lacey!

Contrast
Rags new wonder boy sent off
City’s Academy boys promoted to PL team 2 goals and mature performances, at one point seven on the pitch and one remaining on the bench

 

[jimharri]

To be fair, though, you have to give them credit for doing their bit for player welfare. Making sure their squad doesn't have too many games to deal with this season.

 

[Gordyola]

C’mon, gotta give them some credit for reaching round three….

Remember they were out of the league cup before we even entered it

 

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

Had a text off a rag mate,
fair play to him...

"At least we won't have to play Grimsby in the next round"





Not sure what to reply, haha

 

[scousemanc]

Serious question. Obviously, they'll pay a King's ransom to get a "quality" manager in. And, like it or not, they are a world famous name/brand/franchise. But, if one of those quality managers was to look at the situation coldly, why would they go there? The infrastructure/hierarchy is a total mess, the squad is bang average, and the stadium is a crumbling wreck. Spurs (when Frank eventually gets the bullet) would be, on paper, a more attractive proposition. Yes; the same issues mentioned above apply to Spurs as well (not the stadium, obviously), but they have the attraction of being in London, which might be a factor for some managers.

Ask Moyes, or Giggs, or Van Gaal, or Mourinho, or Solskjaer, or Carrick, or Rangnick, or Ten Hag, or Van Nistleroy, or Amorim, or Fletcher

 

[Gordyola]

Don't see it, but you'd love to see BF saying I'm 31, I won't win anything here (the swamp) and put in a transfer request!

Actually I think they were better without him he’s turned into their Joey Barton taking all the fks and corners strolls around as if he owns the place

 

[heslops barnet]

Ask Moyes, or Giggs, or Van Gaal, or Mourinho, or Solskjaer, or Carrick, or Rangnick, or Ten Hag, or Van Nistleroy, or Amorim, or Fletcher

Nice fat pay off cheques

 

[Gordyola]

Right Pep. Here we are once again with our boot crushing these cunts windpipe! Pretty please next week in your press conference do not big them up telling us how fantastic they are! Do not give the a sniff in that game go out there and demoralise and embarrass the shit stains!

Pep need to find his inner Bobby Manc

 

[jimharri]

Ask Moyes, or Giggs, or Van Gaal, or Mourinho, or Solskjaer, or Carrick, or Rangnick, or Ten Hag, or Van Nistleroy, or Amorim, or Fletcher

Give me their numbers, and I will!

 

[carlislemancity]

Had a text off a rag mate,
fair play to him...

"At least we won't have to play Grimsby in the next round"





Not sure what to reply, haha

I’d reply: nor anyone else you red barsteward

 

[jimharri]

A bad weekend for that Di Cesare chap. His pretend team, and his actual team, both out in the 3rd round.

 

[Gordyola]

Serious question. Obviously, they'll pay a King's ransom to get a "quality" manager in. And, like it or not, they are a world famous name/brand/franchise. But, if one of those quality managers was to look at the situation coldly, why would they go there? The infrastructure/hierarchy is a total mess, the squad is bang average, and the stadium is a crumbling wreck. Spurs (when Frank eventually gets the bullet) would be, on paper, a more attractive proposition. Yes; the same issues mentioned above apply to Spurs as well (not the stadium, obviously), but they have the attraction of being in London, which might be a factor for some managers.

Isn’t that all ready happening the top top managers are not going to go there and risk their reputation, up a coming ones will look at what happened to Amorim They are fast running out of options would you trust Wilcox, Berrada and Offshore Jim to get it right? They are repping the rewards of getting rid of the only proper DoF they have ever had

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

First Grimsby, now Brighton

If that isn't a case of The Seagulls following The Trawlers I don't know what is :-)

Brilliant.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Serious question. Obviously, they'll pay a King's ransom to get a "quality" manager in. And, like it or not, they are a world famous name/brand/franchise. But, if one of those quality managers was to look at the situation coldly, why would they go there? The infrastructure/hierarchy is a total mess, the squad is bang average, and the stadium is a crumbling wreck. Spurs (when Frank eventually gets the bullet) would be, on paper, a more attractive proposition. Yes; the same issues mentioned above apply to Spurs as well (not the stadium, obviously), but they have the attraction of being in London, which might be a factor for some managers.

Every young, ambitious manager should be interested in the job. It's an opportunity for them to show what they can do.

Let's face it; they'll keep throwing money around until someone eventually succeeds there (at some point in the hopefully distant future). They'll then throw even more money around. It's modern football.

It's a poisoned chalice until Ferguson pops his clogs and stops hanging around like a bad smell. It was almosr exactly the same when Matt Busby retired.

They'll go for Southgate or Glasner. Either would only be doing it for money. If neither take the job, they'll probably just go back to Ole at the wheel.