United Thread | 2025/26

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Not enough, I would ban the poisonous **** from participating in life if I could.

No! Let him live a long, long life, having to endure the rags going from bad to worse and beyond worse winning nothing at all

 

[Bozo]

They've turned a corner!

 

[Protein Junkie]

I am 64 years old and have less anal sphincter control these days. Just off to the toilet…

Great name for a punk band that Anal Sphincter Control.
I bet your first line of your Lord’s Prayer is
Our father, which shart in heaven.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Rags best player taken out by Arsenal thuggery.

Where has that occured before?

 

[remember arthur mann]

16th October 2024

He's back running the gaff.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Talking to 3 reds today & they honestly think they can win the league lol

Funnier things have happened.




I dont know when but I'm pretty sure....

 

[remember arthur mann]

Always thought he was a wrong un.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

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That must be fake because Deansgate is full.

 

[KentBlue]

Just clicking on that image and seeing the result made me projectile vomit all the way to Trafalgar Square - and I'm currently sitting in traffic in Mumbai!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

That must be fake because Deansgate is full.

Deansgate in Essex ?

 

[smeeagain]

There’s no way Dorgu or Cuhna will score another screamer like that again for months , never mind both getting one in the same game again!

 

[Marvin.]

There’s no way Dorgu or Cuhna will score another screamer like that again for months , never mind both getting one in the same game again!

Man Utd fans might end up regretting their goals.

 

[TinFoilHat]

There’s no way Dorgu or Cuhna will score another screamer like that again for months , never mind both getting one in the same game again!

You're right as they can't play us again this season.

 

[Father Paul]

I see the Palmer to rags story is back again. Unsettled in London and wants to join the club he supported as a child apparently.

 

[Metal Biker]

I see the Palmer to rags story is back again. Unsettled in London and wants to join the club he supported as a child apparently.

The Palmer thread has been very quiet in recent months. Must not be making the impact they all said he would.

Sounds familiar.

 

[Kippax77]

I see the Palmer to rags story is back again. Unsettled in London and wants to join the club he supported as a child apparently.

Just awaiting the "Palmer would play for nothing to join his beloved Manchester United" stories to appear next

 

[borassic]

Talking to 3 reds today & they honestly think they can win the league lol

Mate there’s some on here that think they can!

 

[Gazza]

Knowing utd as I do, they've probably signed up that silly twat, the one who's not cutting his hair until they win five on the trot - they'll invite him to have his hair cut on the centre spot at half time when they're three up against Dingwall FC, or the like, in the fifth game, then they'll concede five in the second half and send the poor hairy fucker home for another season.

 

[dadnlad]

Just awaiting the "Palmer would play for nothing to join his beloved Manchester United" stories to appear next

waiting for chelsea have betrayed my wishes articles

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve just popped in to see who the rags aren’t signing today.