Unsourced Transfer Gossip [Merged]

[superblue91]

Re: call me mr cynical

We are signing eto'o, tevez and terry! 30,000 of us rush out and buy season tickets. Suprise, suprise they all fall through when our credit cards have been swiped and we end up with dean Ashton, chris samba and tugay.
Anyone remember many years ago we were supposed to sign john barnes in his prime, we ended up with Wayne Clarke. Season ticket sales had increased though on the strength of the rumour and it was said then that at least we were being linked with such players.
Well fuck being linked with them let's actually sign them.
Typical city eh mr. Cook.

grow up

LOL, it would be nothing new at city,i remember under swales the gits did it every year and guess what we always fell for it

 

[StuBlue]

Re: call me mr cynical

already signed barry and RSC, others will surely follow theres plenty of time yet! these 2 already vastly improve the squad

 

[alanjames24]

Re: call me mr cynical

Why would you base your season ticket-purchasing on who we signed?

What he said.

 

[cyclops]

Re: call me mr cynical

Why would you base your season ticket-purchasing on who we signed?

^^^^^^This^^^^^^^

 

[bizzbo]

Re: call me mr cynical

oi, we have already have a perfectly good thread for outrageous conspiracy theories. mind you, that one was for piss-takes, and i have this horrible feeling you are being sincere.

 

[Happy Feet]

Re: call me mr cynical

We are signing eto'o, tevez and terry! 30,000 of us rush out and buy season tickets. Suprise, suprise they all fall through when our credit cards have been swiped and we end up with dean Ashton, chris samba and tugay.
Anyone remember many years ago we were supposed to sign john barnes in his prime, we ended up with Wayne Clarke. Season ticket sales had increased though on the strength of the rumour and it was said then that at least we were being linked with such players.
Well fuck being linked with them let's actually sign them.
Typical city eh mr. Cook.

Maybe you should be called 22 carat prick.

 

[blumoon]

Re: call me mr cynical

We are signing eto'o, tevez and terry! 30,000 of us rush out and buy season tickets. Suprise, suprise they all fall through when our credit cards have been swiped and we end up with dean Ashton, chris samba and tugay.
Anyone remember many years ago we were supposed to sign john barnes in his prime, we ended up with Wayne Clarke. Season ticket sales had increased though on the strength of the rumour and it was said then that at least we were being linked with such players.
Well fuck being linked with them let's actually sign them.
Typical city eh mr. Cook.

Shame on you..........something I would expect to hear from the Darkside. You can always ask for your money back Mr Gloryhunter.

 

[Bombo]

Re: call me mr cynical

Why would you base your season ticket-purchasing on who we signed?

I haven't but your not telling me the transfer rumours haven't encouraged many who may have lapsed their support over the last few years to come back to the fold.

 

[dannybcity]

Re: call me mr cynical

Wait before you buy your season ticket then.

 

[PlattLaneBoy]

Re: call me mr cynical

We are signing eto'o, tevez and terry! 30,000 of us rush out and buy season tickets. Suprise, suprise they all fall through when our credit cards have been swiped and we end up with dean Ashton, chris samba and tugay.
Anyone remember many years ago we were supposed to sign john barnes in his prime, we ended up with Wayne Clarke. Season ticket sales had increased though on the strength of the rumour and it was said then that at least we were being linked with such players.
Well fuck being linked with them let's actually sign them.
Typical city eh mr. Cook.

Bombo more like Dumbo !

We are signing eto'o, tevez and terry! 30,000 of us rush out and buy season tickets. Suprise, suprise they all fall through when our credit cards have been swiped and we end up with dean Ashton, chris samba and tugay.
Anyone remember many years ago we were supposed to sign john barnes in his prime, we ended up with Wayne Clarke. Season ticket sales had increased though on the strength of the rumour and it was said then that at least we were being linked with such players.
Well fuck being linked with them let's actually sign them.
Typical city eh mr. Cook.

Bombo more like Dumbo !

Now yav said it twice the pennys dropped.