Urban Myths

[woodi97]

Seaman Stains, Master Bates and Roger the cabin boy were all in ''Captain Pugwash.''

That is true though<br /><br />-- Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:33 pm --<br /><br />Candle cove

 

[baggy]

Mark Almond having about 20pints of horse spunk up his Gary Glitter.

rod stewart.

passes out on stage. hospitalised. stomach pumped. a pint of semen is removed...

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Sir Alex is an alcoholic

 

[2sheikhs]

A shark will only attack you if you're wet.

 

[Bilboblue]

Sir Alex is an alcoholic

errrrrrr it's meant to be myths....

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Sir Alex is an alcoholic

errrrrrr it's meant to be myths....

It's a joke ffs

 

[jimharri]

The...'My mate came home pissed and decided to have a wank, but fell asleep with his cock out. When he woke up he had his cock out and his mum had put a brew on his bedside table' urban myth.

Thought it was supposed to be someone listening to music on his headphones and, having developed wood (must be some bloody album!), starts tugging away, eyes closed. Anyway, at the close of business, he opens his eyes and sees said cup of tea on his bedside table. And his dear old mum is the only other person in the house.

 

[2sheikhs]

John Virgo.

 

[Fitton]

Cracking your fingers gives you arthritis.

 

[Carver]

Hansen myth:

City's away form is poor. It is in fact 2nd best in the league, it's just that their form is excellent.