Urban Myths

[BoyBlue_1985]

Some footballing myths

Scott Parker is world class
Gareth Bale is World Class
Phil Jones is a future England Captain
Glen Johnson has a good left foot
Tottenham play beautiful attacking football, the best in the league

Lescotts a crap centre back with no pace and panics when he gets the ball.Thats one of the biggest myth's going

Fuck me if i had a pound for every time this myth surfaced on bluemoon i would be a millionaire
Our best defender for the past 18 months and people want to spend £25 million on another defender

 

[Carver]

student - spends student loan in first two weeks - lives on porridge for the next year - first case of scurvy in (choose from any major University town in Britain ) since 1903

Not a myth, a mate did this, decided to gamble it all away in a casino and lived on porridge oats for a year. You can still see scars on his skin from the scurvey.

 

[goatinho]

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[Andy Dale]

Bob Holness played saxaphone on ''Baker Street''

He was in The Long Good Friday though.

And he was the first actor to play James Bond

He played 007 first. On a radio play in the 1950s.

 

[colourmeblue]

How about the chick who was rushed into A&E with a severe burning in her twat. When the docs examined her they immediately cordoned off the unit and quarantined her.

She had an infection that could only be caught from dead bodies and on further investigation they found that her bf worked at a funeral parlour...

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Eating toothpaste causes a breathalyser to return the "all clear", no it doesn't it just makes you look like you have rabies :(

suck on a clean copper coin....so i hear!


on another note .....has anyone heard the one: of the dutch necrophiliac who gave "a friend of mine s cousin ;) " a mouth ulcer..... her doctor had to call the cops as the ulcer derived from a corpse and traced back to the guy in amsterdam.

who had the bodies of two women in his place!

lucky the girl only kissed him and refused to go back to his for a shag! ooooooh!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

These things even themselves out over the season.

 

[colourmeblue]

How about the japanese cannibal that cut a french student up and carried her around in a suitcase so he could eat her body at his leisure. He got caught by French authorities and was deported back to Japan, never faced charges and walks free today...horrible myth eh?









cept it isnt!

 

[Bilboblue]

Sir Alex is an alcoholic

errrrrrr it's meant to be myths....

It's a joke ffs

woooooooossssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FFS................

*shakes head*

 

[Andy Dale]

Lyons golden syrup is made from real lions.

If you unscrew your belly button , your bum will fall off. (This one was often used to make my children behave).