Urban Myths

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

you are allowed 2 weeks grace to get your car taxed


you can drink yourself sober (please do not attempt that whilst driving your untaxed car!)

 

[Aguero_Element]

all city fans are from stockport

united fans from manchester are better than people from stockport for some unknown magic reason

 

[Aguero_Element]

the media DONT spread negative and positive stories or purposefully stir emotions and provoke argument

 

[Dubai Blue]

The one about an old woman 'hitting the floor' in a lift with Eddie Murphy.

 

[tidyman]

Alex Ferguson knocked Liverpool off their perch.

They're glory days had come to an end years before United started winning the league.

Although they are back now after Sunday.

 

[brass neck]

Bob Holness played saxaphone on ''Baker Street''

He was in The Long Good Friday though.

And he was the first actor to play James Bond

 

[tidyman]

Dion Dublin's dad was in Showaddywaddy.

 

[daveduke67]

You are allowed to smoke in the toilets

 

[Bellyeye]

Wanking makes you blind

Sent from my braille keyboard

 

[daveduke67]

Wanking makes you blind

Sent from my braille keyboard

Why would walking make you blind? Thats stupid.




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