Urban myths

[aguero93:20]

Nah that’s the Amazon rainforest

No, that's the smaller one to the left as you look at them.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

The rags having a youth team player in their squad for over 80 odd years.

 

[Blue Mist]

*Insert Username here* bought a round in the Grey Horse

Edited for accuracy

 

[Blue Maverick]

No, that's the smaller one to the left as you look at them.

The deforested bit?

 

[Stoned Rose]

The rags having a youth team player in their squad for over 80 odd years.

It’s true that.

JLingz made his debut 35 years before he was actually born.

 

[aguero93:20]

The deforested bit?

That's the one.

 

[surrounded by idiots]

The Great Wall can't, but Katie Price's muff can.

Katie Prices muff

 

[Stephen230]

There’s one I’ve heard dozens of times over the years with slight variations.

It usually involves a lorry driver and a hitchhiker. Or a motorcyclist giving a stranger a lift home. It always ends up with the person just vanishing into thin air. And at the exact point they vanished, the other person somehow always finds out that a person of a similar description had something terrible happen to them there, many years ago.

 

[Koniec]

The Great Wall can't, but Katie Price's muff can.

Katie has a c**t like Rio’s chin.

 

[fanatic1]

Another one relates to a middle aged guy, with his few purchases, in a long supermarket check out queue. Suddenly further up the queue a woman in her 60s turns round, looks shocked and does a double take. She approaches him hesitantly and says quietly "You know you're the spitting image of my son who died suddenly last year. The very last words he said was Thanks for everything you've done for me ma and I'll see you later tonight." She wells up, sobbing and says "It would mean so much to me when I leave if you would repeat those last few words."

The guy is touched, thinks what the hell, and speaks them loudly when the woman exits the store. As he is ready to pay his bill the cashier hands him a long till receipt and said "Your mother said you'd pay her shopping bill"