Urban myths

[chaddblue]

A couple from different parts of the country met at university and got married

A few years later they were browsing in a charity shop. The man was looking at an old framed picture of a beach scene in a seaside resort and was stunned to see one of the two main people in the photo was him as a small child building sandcastles with a little girl

He shouted his wife over to show her and the colour drained from her face as she told him that the little girl was her

 

[Lavinda Past]

@Mad Eyed Screamer was on eggheads once, honest.

This is the 'urban myth' thread, I think you meant to post this in the 'never ending story' thread.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I recall rumours about Prince having a rib or two removed so he could fellate himself.

David Bowie and Marilyn Manson were two others rumoured to have done this.

 

[Koniec]

I recall rumours about Prince having a rib or two removed so he could fellate himself.

David Bowie and Marilyn Manson were two others rumoured to have done this.

Joe Rogan claims to be able to do this with out the need of rib removal. He doesn’t need to when his fan boys will gladly do it for him.

 

[West Yorks Owl]

The Marc Almond one so far fetched but somehow always crops up.

Is that the one that involves Gentlemen's Relish and a pint pot?

 

[Elbow beards]

Ring a ring a roses, is about the plague.

 

[bennyboy]

Is that the one that involves Gentlemen's Relish and a pint pot?

Aye.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

A couple from different parts of the country met at university and got married

A few years later they were browsing in a charity shop. The man was looking at an old framed picture of a beach scene in a seaside resort and was stunned to see one of the two main people in the photo was him as a small child building sandcastles with a little girl

He shouted his wife over to show her and the colour drained from her face as she told him that the little girl was her

Had something like that happen in real life. My ex's uncle died so we went to the funeral then back to the house afterwards. We were in the lounge, with another couple we didn't know and were chatting to them. Then my ex saw a picture on the shelf behind us, which was a wedding picture of her uncle and aunt, with their two bridesmaids. She said one was her and the other bridesmaid turned out to be the woman we were talking to.

Then the husband introduced himself and he turned out to be someone I'd known at primary school. Joe had been in the year above me but he was a close pal of my cousin, who was also in that year.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Ryan Giggs is illegitimate and hasn't got a birth certificate.

 

[manclad]

Ryan Giggs is illegitimate and hasn't got a birth certificate.

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